Seems unlikely

Madeleine McCann is ‘dead and buried in a forest six miles from where she went missing’ claims clairvoyant, who says he has given police ‘exact co-ordinates’ of where her body is

It’s a fairly windblown area and forest isn’t exactly how you’d describe those areas where there are trees.

7 thoughts on “Seems unlikely”

  1. Probably brought in because the Police Federation Annual Golf Tournament, as the investigation is otherwise known, has had to be cancelled.

  2. LOL @Ottokring

    But the ‘dead’ part is almost a forgone conclusion, isn’t it? Given the response of the cadaver dogs.

  3. Even by Daily Mail standards, this is scraping the barrel. Coming next – Mystic Meg speaks to Diana in the afterlife. Diana confides that she can’t stand her daughter-in-law. Public left to speculate as to which one.

  4. Easily decided. Go and look. And prosecute the “psychic” for wasting police time if the girl is not there.

  5. “the Police Federation Annual Golf Tournament, as the investigation is otherwise known”

    Had wondered if it had turned into some skrt of jolly as otherwise it’s frankly amazing how the police can keep justifying spending money on this case every year while complaining about the lack of resources to combat crime locally

  6. He’s now the second German who might know where she’s buried. Wire them both up to the mains, and allow them to suggest as many locations as they like, with the time spent thrashing about doubling with each false location.

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