Snigger

Of all the things you’d imagine you could get fired for in Boris Johnson’s Government, having an extramarital liaison with someone who is in some way linked to taxpayer’s money wouldn’t be it.

16 thoughts on “Snigger”

  1. Well… officially he resigned because he broke the CoVid rules he was enforcing on everybody else. Breaking the laws you’re supposed to uphold is usually a death sentence in and of itself for any politickian.

    He really should have invested in a gimp suit… 😉

  2. Your right, Grikath, all that latex, perfect ppe.

    I wonder if Mrs Coladangelo has an Only Fans channel.

  3. Mrs Pinacolada is a foxy lady, but I think the real scandal here is that a man rose to the position of Secretary of State while being too stupid to not do incriminating things in full view of CCTV. What happened to the traditional office fumble favourites – the stationary cupboard and the disabled loo?

  4. I was amused at that pic of him at Oxford. He comes across there as the big ‘I am’, which explains his dictatorial approach, I think. Sadly I don’t think he’s gone for good, though Cummings’s stuff suggests Boris wasn’t impressed.

  5. Sadly I don’t think he’s gone for good, though Cummings’s stuff suggests Boris wasn’t impressed.

    I wonder how coincidental it is that the CCTV footage leaked just as it looked like he’d survived the “fucking hopeless” assessment (according to Cummings).

    Hopefully whoever rid us of this turbulent priest authoritarian cunt has plenty more kompromat ready to whip out as needed.

  6. Some press reports are claiming it was a ‘secret’ camera hidden inside a smoke alarm (which would be consistent with the PoV). Ministers must be wondering how many more such cameras there are, and where they might be.

  7. I described Hancock yesterday as “Everest Double Glazing Salesman of the Month” which I think about sums him up.

  8. “You can also buy LED light bulbs with IP cameras built in.”

    This is the sort of useful real world information this comment section excels at providing……

  9. BiS – perfect

    Chris – that’s crazy. Pretty sure having hidden cameras in government buildings, then leaking their footage to the press, breaks all sorts of laws that are more serious than covid security theatre

  10. What’s the average number of shags per year with a mistress? Call it 30, and hiring her on 15k a year sealed the deal for the former secretary of state for english health. That’s £500/shag. Never mind that it wasn’t his money, that’s just bad value and for that reason alone he should be replaced by someone better at cock benefit analysis.

  11. If I thought Hancock was smart enough to think it up, I’d be suspicious that Hancock did this deliberately in front of the camera, to give himself a reason to resign. There’s a backlog of 5 million missed NHS appointments that need clearing, and thanks to Lock-down cancellation of screening etc, there is likely going to be a steady increase in cancer patients etc, a lot of whom will die (estimate last July was 25,000 dead from lock down during lock down, plus 185,000 dead from lock down in the years to come). It will be the {current at the time} Health Secretary that gets all the blame.

  12. @Evildsrsmith. Any of the Cabinet jobs is basically copping the blame for the gaffes of your predecessors and the ongoing incompetence of the career civil servants who don’t get replaced with elections.

    If you can’t stand the heat, don’t play the game…..

  13. Bongo,

    “What’s the average number of shags per year with a mistress? Call it 30, and hiring her on 15k a year sealed the deal for the former secretary of state for english health. That’s £500/shag. Never mind that it wasn’t his money, that’s just bad value and for that reason alone he should be replaced by someone better at cock benefit analysis.”

    But from his point-of-view it’s excellent value because it cost him nothing. One of the things with the principle/agent problem is that people often have to spend enormous sums to get one little thing that they want. You want to shag Russian women? You get your company to sponsor the ballet that is visiting, where the ballerinas have all been told to “be nice” to the sponsors.

    And the more companies try and work to block direct abuse, the more money goes into it. It would be cheaper for most people to just turn a blind eye to an executive putting £500/month of pussy on his Amex card.

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