That British song

Rather than the one the government has composed – to be polite about that dreck – I propose this:

Dealers keep dealin’, thieves keep thievin’
Whores keep whorin’, junkies keep scorin’
Trade is on the meat rack, strip joints full of hunchbacks
Bitches keep a bitchin’, clap just keeps itchin’
Ain’t no use in prayin’
That’s the way it’s stayin’, baby
Johnny ain’t so crazy
He’s always got a line for the ladies
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Get your rocks off, get your rocks off, honey
Shake it now, now, get’em off downtown
Get your rocks off, get you rocks off, honey
Shake it now now, get’em off downtown
Creeps a keep crawlin’, drunks a keep fallin’
Teasers keep a teasein’, holy joes are preachin’
Cops just keep bustin’, hustlers keep a hustlin’
Death just keeps knockin’, souls are up for auction
Ain’t no use in prayin’
That’s the way it’s stayin’, baby

Seems reasonably descriptive of the country presently.

Of course we could just use it as taunt for the left. The Tories are in power:

Ain’t no use in prayin’
That’s the way it’s stayin’, baby

Of course, now we need to find some actual Tories to exercise power but…….

10 thoughts on “That British song”

  1. So much for the golden future, I can’t even start
    I’ve had every promise broken, there’s anger in my heart
    You don’t know what it’s like, you don’t have a clue
    If you did you’d find yourselves doing the same thing too

    Breaking the law, breaking the law
    Breaking the law, breaking the law
    Breaking the law, breaking the law
    Breaking the law, breaking the law

  2. Might one suggest a slight modification to Flanders & Swan’s “The English”..?

    “The English, the English, the English, were best,
    but now we’re a crappy as all of the rest..”

  3. God that was cringe. First time I tuned into GB news it was playing this song, followed by the breakfast presenter reading out a viewer’s very negative comment. Both presenters were flumoxed by that. Their tone and expressions said- i know my job is to be pro GB, here’s some kiddiwinkles singing Britania uber alles, what’s not to like? Jaisus.

  4. The Virus that…lives inside a bat
    Mutated its genome
    And nobody’s gonna go to school today
    We’re going to stay and Work from Home
    And everyone understands that
    It’s worse than the common Cold
    And we’ll keep our distance
    Our six-foot distance
    But there’s one thing we need to be sure

    Oh, oh, oh tell me where
    This virus came from

    Tell me where
    This virus came from

    Tell me where
    This virus came from
    It’s going to shut
    The whole world down

    The Doomtown Bats.

    Ahem, sorry….

  5. American nippers are apparently required to recite a Pledge of Allegiance every morning at school. This goes back – no surprise – to the age of the totalitarian dictators.

    WKPD: The form of the pledge used today was … formally adopted by Congress as the pledge … in 1942. … All states except California, Hawaii, Vermont, and Wyoming require a regularly scheduled recitation of the pledge in public schools.”

    What a vomitorious custom. Not to be copied. Inspired by Billy Connolly I suggest that English nippers be required to dance around to the theme tune of The Archers while singing dum, dedum, dedum, dedum … A bracing start to the school day, eh?

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