Rather than the one the government has composed – to be polite about that dreck – I propose this:
Dealers keep dealin’, thieves keep thievin’
Whores keep whorin’, junkies keep scorin’
Trade is on the meat rack, strip joints full of hunchbacks
Bitches keep a bitchin’, clap just keeps itchin’
Ain’t no use in prayin’
That’s the way it’s stayin’, baby
Johnny ain’t so crazy
He’s always got a line for the ladies
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Get your rocks off, get your rocks off, honey
Shake it now, now, get’em off downtown
Get your rocks off, get you rocks off, honey
Shake it now now, get’em off downtown
Creeps a keep crawlin’, drunks a keep fallin’
Teasers keep a teasein’, holy joes are preachin’
Cops just keep bustin’, hustlers keep a hustlin’
Death just keeps knockin’, souls are up for auction
Ain’t no use in prayin’
That’s the way it’s stayin’, baby
Seems reasonably descriptive of the country presently.
Of course we could just use it as taunt for the left. The Tories are in power:
Ain’t no use in prayin’
That’s the way it’s stayin’, baby
Of course, now we need to find some actual Tories to exercise power but…….
So much for the golden future, I can’t even start
I’ve had every promise broken, there’s anger in my heart
You don’t know what it’s like, you don’t have a clue
If you did you’d find yourselves doing the same thing too
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Might one suggest a slight modification to Flanders & Swan’s “The English”..?
“The English, the English, the English, were best,
but now we’re a crappy as all of the rest..”
+1 for the Baron
Tim – watch what you say, or they’ll be calling you a radical
God that was cringe. First time I tuned into GB news it was playing this song, followed by the breakfast presenter reading out a viewer’s very negative comment. Both presenters were flumoxed by that. Their tone and expressions said- i know my job is to be pro GB, here’s some kiddiwinkles singing Britania uber alles, what’s not to like? Jaisus.
How about having them sing Dominic Frisbee?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2zJ8vaB5jo&t=20s
(what is it about Dominic’s that makes them such madlads?)
The Virus that…lives inside a bat
Mutated its genome
And nobody’s gonna go to school today
We’re going to stay and Work from Home
And everyone understands that
It’s worse than the common Cold
And we’ll keep our distance
Our six-foot distance
But there’s one thing we need to be sure
Oh, oh, oh tell me where
This virus came from
Tell me where
This virus came from
Tell me where
This virus came from
It’s going to shut
The whole world down
The Doomtown Bats.
Ahem, sorry….
American nippers are apparently required to recite a Pledge of Allegiance every morning at school. This goes back – no surprise – to the age of the totalitarian dictators.
WKPD: The form of the pledge used today was … formally adopted by Congress as the pledge … in 1942. … All states except California, Hawaii, Vermont, and Wyoming require a regularly scheduled recitation of the pledge in public schools.”
What a vomitorious custom. Not to be copied. Inspired by Billy Connolly I suggest that English nippers be required to dance around to the theme tune of The Archers while singing dum, dedum, dedum, dedum … A bracing start to the school day, eh?
The worst Primal Scream song…EVER! Being from Bratfud I prefer “Riot City Blues”
Have them sing ‘I Vow to Thee My Country’ I’m sure it will trigger them on so many levels