Shark attacks are to be rebranded as “negative encounters” or “interactions” in an attempt to change the predators’ image as a “man-eating monster.”
Sigh. Really, we should be continuing to remind people that the entirety of nature wishes to eat us. The entirety of the enterprise being what’s for lunch – or, who is lunch?
Well, OK, that bit of it that isn’t who will have sex with me but while humans are pretty weird at the extremes sharks are unlikely to take off as Grindr or Tinder dates.