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This is the one where we don’t go all Viz and tits oot fer the lads, right?

21 thoughts on “This is the one where we don’t go all Viz and tits oot fer the lads, right?”

  1. I discovered that all the time he had been with me, he had also been in a relationship with another woman in Brussels. Whenever I thought he was with his mother, he was mere kilometres away living a lie, with her.

    And now they had had a baby.

    Many such cases. People really need to learn to do their due diligence on new partners.

  2. Feel the diversity!

    When are we going to realise that The Patriarchy™ protected women as well as men? We really should go back to only allowing women out in public with chaperones, like the Taliban do.

    Incidentally how soon before the first article in the Guardian or on the BBC lauding the new Islamic Afghan overlords for protecting women from sexual objectification and freeing them from the tyranny of makeup and fashion?

  3. I can’t get my head around the fact she knew he was a stone liar who’d lied about everything but he was definitely telling the truth about having film…

  4. Ageing slapper makes terrible decisions with mulatto gigolo shockerooni.

    But what’s this?

    who stars on GB News

    I don’t watch telly because I’m a heterosexual grown up man who drives a big car and shaves his whiskers and everything. So I didn’t realise they were copying the Fox News template so closely they even have their own dyed-blonde “conservative” thots who – Inshallah – should’ve been wifed off and sprogged up years ago.

    She’s 37, unmarried, childless and pictures of her growler are on t’internet. I see boxes of wine and bags of fancy cat litter in her future.

  5. One notes the Daily Mail hasn’t published the bloke’s name. Perhaps they don’t wish to get involved in a tedious and expensive legal squabble with someone blessed with holy black blood.

    However as for the revenge porn, I can only quote Wello, ‘Publish and be damned.’

  6. ” pictures of her growler are on t’internet.”

    It is considered impolite not to give your readers a link, Steve.

    Oh, and one unique thing about GBN. They get a guest on who doesn’t parrot the narrative, ask them a question and ALLOW THEM TO FINISH THE ANSWER.

  7. Didn’t she ever think of visiting “his mother” if she also lived in Belgium? – it’s not as if Belgium’s a big country. And how the hell did he gain access to her Uk bank account unless she gave him the details. Dumb as a box of rocks.

  8. Not a million miles away from those 30-something new-age women who head off to Goa to “find themselves” (i.e. get shagged senseless by the natives).

    It never ends well, she got off relatively lightly.

  9. Incidentally the victims of these scams seem to be disproportionately women. Doesn’t say much for the ‘If only women ran everything we’d live in paradise’ argument does it? I can just see it now:

    ‘OK Chancellor Britney, how’s the Treasury funds looking at the moment? The economy is doing well, we must have loads of extra tax revenue that we can bribe the electorate with’

    ‘Great PM Sharon, we did have billions of spare cash, but I’ve just sent it all to a bloke in Tajikistan who promised me that he could give us a far better rate of interest than the BoE. Something to do with a gold mine I think, anyway he seemed to know what he was talking about so I sent him £10bn. We’ll get it back with 10% interest next year’.

  10. @Steve

    arf arf.

    And it reminded me of….

    Hawkins:
    Billy. Billy! The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, “Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy.” She said, “Why did you say that twice?” I said, “I didn’t.”

    ………

    Hawkins:
    See, cuz of the echo.

  11. Oh. And reading the article, she’s not actually been the ‘victim’of ‘revenge porn’

    She’s been the victim of her own stupidity, giving access to her bank account to someone else. Apparently she never even checked her bank account for activity – pretty dumb.

    As to revenge porn, if he had any, he’s have shown her samples. And all he did was to threaten he’d distribute stuff; generally, I think, merchants of doom like that show some examples.

    So she’s not a victim. She’s not a victim of revenge porn.
    She’s just stupid.

  12. I had wondered if the point of the articles was to push links to the actual porn so low in the search rankings people didn’t see it

  13. How could she not know if the African violet was taking nudie or worse photos of her. I know cameras are getting smaller but it would still lead to some odd behaviour mid-shag so to speak.

    Silly cow.

  14. Julia M reports, “There was an instant connection. He was half-Belgian, half-Congolese.”
    She knew instantly she was in love-he had a large chopper in one hand and a wrap of frites with mayo in the other…..

  15. “She’s 37, unmarried, childless and pictures of her growler are on t’internet. I see boxes of wine and bags of fancy cat litter in her future.”

    And tweeting today about still renting.

    Seriously, how does a woman that tasty do so badly? She’s hot enough that even a large amount of crazy should be compensated for. I know women who look similar in recruitment and are shacked up with a high-earning alpha.

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