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If I thought it would work I’d buy one like a shot:

The dilemma of the dancing grannies has prompted some to seek out tech solutions. One went viral online this week: a remote stun gun-style device that claims to be able to disable a speaker from 50 metres away.

Reviews of the item were positive. “Downstairs is finally quiet. For two days the grannies thought their speaker is not working!”, said one on Taobao, China’s version of eBay.

“Great invention, with this tool I will be the boss in the neighbourhood now,” said another. “This is not just a regular product, it is social justice!”

Can’t see how it could work. As in that old sci fi story (where the batteries explode) the energy requirement for cancelling noise over a wide area is pretty big.

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Tractor Gent
Tractor Gent
4 years ago

I don’t think it cancels noise, it interferes with the music player. If you can get enough RF into the amplifier circuits, that will play havoc with its behaviour. But ‘enough’ at 50 metres is hard to do and potentially dangerous to the operator (and bystanders) due to large RF fields.

Andrew Again
Andrew Again
4 years ago

The ‘enough’ RF will be large unless it can be focused, which I don’t think it can that easily. But I doubt vendors care if a few users or bystanders get cancer. It’s China, where Communism is a political system rather than a way of life.

Gaye Pingvaj
Gaye Pingvaj
4 years ago

What about something which fires a highly-directional burst of air at the speaker and pops the cone? I’m sure I have seen such a ‘gun’ knocking over a pile of cardboard boxes from several meters away on the telly somewhere.

Arthur the cat
Arthur the cat
4 years ago

It’s not going to be anti-sound. The most likely explanation I can come up with on the spur of the moment is that the grannies are using Bluetooth speakers and the device sends some sort of “disconnect” command over Bluetooth. There’s a well known attack on WiFi connections that works the same way.

aaa
aaa
4 years ago

“Silence Please” by Arthur C Clarke, in case anyone wants the source.

Rob
Rob
4 years ago

a remote stun gun-style device that claims to be able to disable a speaker from 50 metres away

My first assumption was that the ‘speaker’ here was a person

Maffski
Maffski
4 years ago

It’s an infra-red torch that broadcasts the mute signal from the most common remote controls used by these speakers. https://www.whatsonweibo.com/anti-square-dancing-device-goes-viral-on-chinese-social-media/

BiTiN
BiTiN
4 years ago

Maffski

Exactly. And the demented grannies are outside with their battery-powered loud things.

Tim, I don’t think it’ll work for a live band in the bar over the road…

Dave Ward
Dave Ward
4 years ago

Anything which will silence ALL the PA speakers in Sainsbury’s gets my vote. Quite apart from the US style “Speak as fast as humanly possible” gibberish, I’m utterly pissed off by the repeated reminders that although muzzles are no longer required, they still want you to suffocate in one anyway. These are (on average) every 3 minutes – are they deliberately trying to alienate people?

JuliaM
JuliaM
4 years ago

@Dave Ward: no, all TfL platforms first! There can’t be anyone in the world who still doesn’t know that the tube is non-smoking….

Bloke in North Korea (Germany province)
Bloke in North Korea (Germany province)
4 years ago

Dancing grannies are one of the more heartwarming bizarrez of visiting China, but I don’t have to live with it.

Ducky McDuckface
Ducky McDuckface
4 years ago

Microwaves? Cuban Embassy and all that? Probably downright dangerous, given the claimed effect at 50 metres.

Andrew M
Andrew M
4 years ago

A similar thing exists for TVs: it’s branded as TV-B-Gone. Costs about £10, so you’d have to use it often to get your money’s worth.

Andrew M
Andrew M
4 years ago

Dave Ward,
Sainsbury’s also use their speakers to remind you of how much cheaper Aldi is, and how they’ve price-matched some (but not all) of their products.

Bloke in Wales
Bloke in Wales
4 years ago

A similar thing exists for TVs: it’s branded as TV-B-Gone. Costs about £10, so you’d have to use it often to get your money’s worth.

I’ve got one on my keychain. Very handy for when I used to go to pubs; also good for some amusement in Dixons/Curry’s/Whateverthey’recalledthesedays if I have to stand around waiting for some customer service droid…

Bloke in North Korea (Germany province)
Bloke in North Korea (Germany province)
4 years ago

“Sainsbury’s also use their speakers to remind you of how much cheaper Aldi is…”

Imagine how much Waitrose’s sales would increase if they did that.

Dave Ward
Dave Ward
4 years ago

@ Andrew M & BiNK – Something which is not lost on Joe’s “Colleagues”, at least 3 of whom I’ve seen shopping in Aldi…

llamas
llamas
4 years ago

“. . . .with this tool I will be the boss in the neighbourhood now,” said another. “This is not just a regular product, it is social justice!”

Perfect definition of what ‘social justice’ means to those who advocate the loudest for it.

llater,

llamas

Arthur the cat
Arthur the cat
4 years ago

@JuliaM: Or that there’s a gap to be minded.

BraveFart
BraveFart
4 years ago

Time, if it’s the punters at the bar opposite your gaff, try practising the bagpipes on your balcony

John Lewis
John Lewis
4 years ago

They have dancing grannies causing minimal disruption in public parks.

We have upper-middle class protestors closing down key motorways with the tacit compliance of the police.

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