Modern mores

In 2021, it’s painfully heteronormative to presume that sexual intercourse has to involve a hole being filled by something cock-shaped.

Well, OK, I guess. Would be willing to bet that it’s still mean, median and modal form of sex tho’.

28 thoughts on “Modern mores”

  1. In 2021, it’s painfully heteronormative to presume that sexual intercourse has to involve a hole being filled by something cock-shaped.

    This is what I’ve been telling the wife but she seems to like being filled by something cock-a-leekie-shaped so what can you do?

    When you get into the swing of it, bottoming can feel both subtly subversive – take that, patriarchy!

    Take THAT*, patriarchy!

    *AIDS

  2. Spoiler alert. The article contains far, far too much information. Best avoided by those with a delicate constitution.
    Question now is why Tim found it? Was he searching for it? Why the desire to share it?

  3. I have a little part time job (quite well paid too, as freelance writing goes, $100 for 400 words) which involves reading certain websites to find things to sneer at. Vice, Teen Vogue, Buzzfeed, Mashable and so on. This is too extreme to be written about there but you’re all a broadminded lot…..

  4. Not sure the internal logic of the intended putdown works. The rest of the article is about a hole being filled by something cock shaped which seems to be just as gaynormative as it is hetero. I thought it was going to about elbow sex or something.

  5. The word is “normal” not “heteronormative”, since that is actually the meaning of “sexual intercourse”.
    Tim should classify this under “Humpty-Dumpty alerts”

  6. “reading certain websites to find things to sneer at. Vice, Teen Vogue, Buzzfeed, Mashable”

    I find myself thinking of fish, barrels, money and old rope.

  7. Is it not equally gaynormative to do it with cocks and holes? Bit confused. It’s those of a sapphic persuasion letting the side down?

  8. So.. a “Basic Guide to Anal for Dummies” with the odd woke tag tacked on.
    What’s next, “Pegging Drills the Mesage Home to the Patriarchy”?

    Ah well.. It might tittilate some excitable teenagers.. Who knows…

  9. Old fart that I am sex is indeed genital inserted into genital. Anything else is masturbation. Mutual, nonmutual, or self.

    Though where that leaves reptiles and birds I’m not sure.

  10. “In 2021, it’s painfully heteronormative to presume that sexual intercourse has to involve a hole being filled by something cock-shaped.”

    A car-jack or a hot toaster. That’s not heteronormative, but it’s pretty painful.

  11. Spoiler alert. The article contains far, far too much information.

    Thanks for the warning. I am not looking.

    What this article suggests to me is that Vice is losing a lot of money.

    Let’s hope so. Soros is an investor. They laid people off last year so fingers crossed.

  12. As jgh said, sex is literally penis in a vagina anything else is an attempt to replicate that.

    Boganboy, indeed, why anyone would want to put their dick into the outflow of bodies main sewer is a puzzle; unless the intent is to create and spread interesting new diseases.

  13. . . . why anyone would want to put their dick into the outflow of bodies main sewer is a puzzle . . .

    Where else is the average Afghan warlord going to put it?

  14. @bloke in spain

    I actually know exactly what you’re talking about.

    I used to watch “Survivorman” a good bit, and Les Stroud said if you don’t thoroughly brush off those glochids “you’ll know about it for weeks.”

    You can buy prickly pear fruit even in New York, but I first hear about eating them on a business trip to Tucson. Prickly pear jam tastes amazing.

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