You can smell it from this distance

At the age of seven she was traumatised when her 62-year-old father left her 42-year-old mother and ran off with an 18-year-old blonde accordion player.

The obit writer’s joy. Sure, OK, showman runs off with showgirl, write me something new. Oh, an accordion? No, no, that’s got to, gotta, go in.

3 thoughts on “You can smell it from this distance”

  1. God, I hate “traumatised” used as a metaphor meaning miffed, upset or drama-queening. Just more American grade inflation.

  2. If she was an accodion player, then I doubt that she had big boobs. It must have been the quality of her mind.

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