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A thought for Dennis

The pleasure principle: How the left wins the abortion wars
The right wants to punish sex — so the only way to win the abortion wars is make sex fun again

Had to be Amanduh making the suggestion, didn’t it?

20 thoughts on “A thought for Dennis”

  1. Republicans know full well that their actual positions on the issue aren’t just indefensible, but embarrassingly so

    Believing that tiny humans in utero are humans, with human rights, is indefensible and embarrassing.

    Real rights are for serious issues only, such as men who claim to be women, and people who want to groom children.

  2. Ummm… Isn’t it exactly the Left that has done their damnedest to take all the fun out of sex to begin with?

  3. If you can evict someone from your house, why can’t you evict them from your uterus?

  4. Sadly, Matthew, the courts frown on slicing up squatters and then burning them as medical waste.

  5. Feminism is such toxic bullshit. Women are more unhappy than ever.

    Why? Because turning women into inferior men is a stupid idea.

  6. My experience has been that left wingers aren’t as much fun in bed as right wingers.

    Oswald Mosley was of the same opinion (“vote Labour, sleep Tory”, he said when a Labour MP).

  7. @Interested,

    Or why lefty slags think that the sight of their ginger growler will distract a Tory, even one with a roving penis …

  8. Good to know, Steve. I’ll be camping out in your living room for the next nine months and there’s not a damn thing you can do about it, because I won’t leave without lethal force being used.

  9. Seen elsewhere: “when Roe is overturned, Dems are going to angrier than they were when Republicans freed the slaves.”

  10. Hmmm, let’s see…

    – Must engage in political conversation on the first date (she has to make sure you’re not a Trumper or Farager)

    – Must agree with her incorrect statistics regarding climate change, police brutality, transgender suicides

    – Must indulge her on the dangers of “hate speech” and “disinformation”

    – Must blame all violent crime on prevalent white supremacy throughout Manhattan, Bronx and Brooklyn

    – Must talk about abortion rights in order for her to become aroused

    – Must not work for any company that makes a profit

    – Must choke down the impossible turkey sliders for an appetizer

    – Must pretend to know what the fuck matcha is

    – Must ask for written consent even when she’s naked in your bedroom and grabbing your cock

    – If she isn’t white, then touching her hair is considered “racist” for some reason

    – Must be okay with her “free-bleeding” and not shaving for a month

    – Must be okay with shitty indie folk rock on vinyl while the Ikea twin bed is a-rockin’

    – Must console her when she stops halfway to talk about her daddy issues

    – Must try not to cringe when she calls you “daddy”

    – Must agree to have a threesome with her non-binary friend, or you’re transphobic

    Yeah, they’ve made it tons of fun. I’ll just jack off, thank you.

  11. “Steve

    Matthew – I hope you enjoy Naked Tuesdays (I know I do)”

    I’ve always found doing naked star jumps in the morning is a good way to start the day.

  12. I don’t know whether to leave them alone to make arrangements or throw a bucket of water on them.

  13. You know those secret boss reality shows. i think they’d be a viewership for one with a a secret home owner. They’d disguise themselves as a crusty, and get invited into the squat.Then they are progressively more antisocial. Starting with leaving the bogseat up and moving on to sleeping in other’s beds, and finally smoking all their weed. See how long before they try to evict them.

  14. Dennis: Oppressor, Warmonger, Capitalist and Consumer of Petroleum Products

    Want a stupid take on anything? Check in with Amanduh.

    What’s interesting to me is that we are already starting to see how the Left is going to turn this into a huge political loss for themselves. So far we have death threats against Supreme Court justices and planned protests at the homes of the same. Already announced are planned actions at and against Catholic Churches (and Catholics in general). And ANTIFA is planning violent actions across the country.

    The Chattering Classes have overestimated the support for Roe v. Wade and abortion on demand, and the tactics they have chosen will alienate a whole lot of folks. And the Biden Administration – being the Biden Administration – will tacitly condone those tactics, thus earning itself even more voter disapproval (if that is indeed possible).

    You could tell Amanduh and her ilk that that there are lots of folks out there who have mastered one or more forms of contraceptives, and lots of those folks tend to look at the dimwits who haven’t with something less than sympathy.

  15. “Andrew C
    May 5, 2022 at 3:10 pm
    My experience has been that left wingers aren’t as much fun in bed as right wingers.”

    I think they used to be easier to get into bed on the first place – but nowadays everyone is and it’s not the Democrats here in the US that are having the coke orgies.

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