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Get Nicola on the IndyPhone, Stat!

Richard Murphy says:
June 17 2022 at 3:33 pm
Re Santander etc, I don’t know

Re leaving, I would be going to Scotland, as and when…

“Right, that’s it love. ‘Ee says ‘ee’s going your way on Indy. So, immediate vote, we’ll fiddle it so you’ll win and good luck – ‘ee’s yours.”

“Noooooooo!”

9 thoughts on “Get Nicola on the IndyPhone, Stat!”

  1. “And your mission, should you chose to accept it Mr Murphy, will be to get yourself banned from all the pubs in Scotland” (Cue soundtrack music)

  2. BiS

    I’d think twice before getting yourself in a situation to be barred from a Scottish boozer, especially if you are English! You might need extensive dental reconstruction and an extended convalescent stay in hospital

  3. The chances of me doing that, VP are below zero. I won’t even go into Jockish themed bars here.(Or Paddy)

  4. The only thing would put me back on UK soil would be a plane hijacked by terrorists. And I wouldn’t fancy the terrorists’ chances.

  5. When we get rid of Scotland, can we load up a B-Ark and get rid of the rest of the useless crud from here and send them off as well.

  6. If Scottland goes independent, what makes him think they’d let him in?

    As an independent nation they can seal their borders to who they (don’t) like.

  7. The Pedant-General

    Noooooooooo!!!

    Independence will be bad enough – to foist this moron on us will add insult to injury.

  8. Bloke in North Dorset

    Sadly I don’t think it will work. He said he’d fuck off to Ireland over Brexit and he’s still here.

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