The Duchess of Sussex has invited the public into her California home for an unprecedented insight into her personal life, from the palm trees the Duke believes represent their love to the backpacks she hands out to the poor.
She welcomed a US magazine to write about the Sussexes’ new lives, and their plans for the future including a return to Instagram and a Netflix documentary telling their “love story”.
In a 6,500-word article including an anecdote comparing their royal wedding to the freeing of Nelson Mandela, the Duchess told of her relief at being “able to tell [my] own story”.
One to miss no doubt.
She is fething *desperate*. It’s kind of sad that she’s pushing so hard to get the sort of celebrity attention that movie stars used to get as we move into an era where that sort of celebrity is going away – too much competition, too many celebrities in the internet age, no more carefully curated few to capture the public’s celebrity-addiction.
She want to be Diana but another Diana is not possible anymore.
A morbidly obese black singer called Lizzo (no, me neither) scored even more column inches yesterday after making a boilerplate “oppression” speech at the MTV awards.
That’s the D-list celebrity pool Meghan is doomed to swim in. They will probably end up doing a podcast together.
I’m sorry she has gone too far. She has used makeup and a bit of photoshopping to make herself look black.
https://www.thecut.com/article/meghan-markle-profile-interview.html
Pah! She’s not black. In that photo she looks Spanish horsey set. Dump her in the middle of Spain and she’d be invisible.
“Dump her in the middle of Spain and she’d be invisible.”
Can I have a side order of Inaudible with that?
If only she had some sort of outlet to tell the world her brave story of resisting oppression and racism to marry the man she loves…
I note Netflix are having second thoughts. A lot of Americans go ga-ga over the Royals because, I mean, look at the parade of Presidents over the years. Netflix hoped to tap into that but her behaviour is very definitely killing the Royal factor now. Harry has been an idiot but I do feel a bit sorry for him. However the violin I’m playing is very tiny.
She’s trying to look like Sade.
” Your love is 5th in line to be king
Crown you in my heart… ”
https://alchetron.com/cdn/sade-singer-5e8562f4-7c31-43ac-8893-d93397bc9d8-resize-750.jpeg
In tangentially related news, I see Princess Diana’s RS Turbo has sold for £650,000.
That seems quite reasonable when you recall that Prince Andrew’s escort set him back £12m.
CJ – wonderful 🙂
Why do certain women go for that skull-cap tight hair thing? Do they think it looks attractive, because in my opinion it is just disturbing. Maybe my inner hominid sees an unsofted bare skull outline and immediately pattern-matches it with “corpse”.
“Now wash your hands please”
Agammamon- I said it (almost) all along: she’s pissed off because Harry’s not as important as she thought he was. You could see she was absolutely loving every minute of that wedding, but once it got down to the reality of being consort to the sixth in line to the throne – opening museums, visiting lifeboat stations, and what-not – it didn’t seem quite so exciting.
She wanted to be Princess Diana mark II with all the trappings of celebrity glamour and none of the duties that come with being an active participant in the Royal Family.
Meh. I hope the narcissistic bitch ends up back in the trailer park that is her families genuine and rightful heritage.
As for Harry, he’s done his duty as “Royal Spare” now that Will’s wife has put forth the next line of Royal offspring, so should have been left to the usual devices of royal spares, dodgy affairs, polo parties and shagging.
Worked for Princess Margaret.
Lemme guess, the house is…nice?
They kiss on camera and joke about how Harry’s a bad cook or something?
Meghan cries at one point about how much of a “struggle” her life in the limelight has been?
Meghan also cries at one point about what it took to get where she is from a single-parent household? (step one, be attractive)
While walking in the neighborhood, some little girl gets excited and asks for a picture, and Meghan bullshits that “maybe you can be a princess too someday”?
And I’m assuming there’s a scene where Meghan compares herself to Diana? Am I in the ballpark here?