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If only they did wait a month

Gay men may have to wait a month for monkeypox vaccine
UK Health Security Agency concedes that jabs may not be available in some areas for three or four weeks

If they all kept it in their pants for a month. Heck, if they just stayed monogamous for a month. Then there wouldn’t be an epidemic any more anyway.

15 thoughts on “If only they did wait a month”

  1. Bloke in the Fourth Reich

    Promiscuous gay sex orgies are a modern sacrament. You can ban all kids from school for 2 years but you cannot dare think of even suggesting, let alone proscribing, promiscuous gay sex orgies.

  2. UK Health Security Agency concedes that jabs may not be available in some areas for three or four weeks

    Isn’t the whole problem that there are too many jabs in particular areas?

  3. Promiscuous gay sex orgies are a modern sacrament. You can ban all kids from school for 2 years but you cannot dare think of even suggesting, let alone proscribing, promiscuous gay sex orgies.

    Its a shining example of how badly treated and oppressed the gayer community are that people would even think about possibly suggesting that it may be a bad idea to bum loads of randos and/or the dog during an epidemic of a sexually transmitted disease.
    People should be going out and contracting monkeypox on purpose to show solidarity with their cum dumping brothers… Or something.

  4. They don’t even need to be monogamous. A bit of care in partner choice and safe sex would do it. However, paraphrase Jonathan, asking them to look round to see who’s fucking them makes you literally Hitler.

    @Addolff – All you need to know about the Krauts is that fucking animals has been legal in Germany for more than 50 years. And to think some people STILL moan about Brexit….

  5. Thank you very much for that factoid, MC. It can be used to support my contention that Germans are generally fucking weird. Always acted on the assumption but this seems like supporting data.

  6. I wonder if BitFR could translate the chorus lines of a well known rugby club song into German for me.

  7. Isn’t it pretty likely that a significant proportion of those promiscuous gay people actually are curtailing their sexual activities at the moment? There may be a hard core of people who aren’t, but I would be quite surprised if the whole group was just carrying on as normal.

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