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Opening lines of a novel….

Vova had done his Benito tribute act out at the Lukoil in the Ring Road, his Petacci had declined her supporting role and was arguing about who really owned that $40 billion of gas money from Switzerland. Jason was doing well enough to be living well and getting laid, not so well that he had to be paying for sex. Then came the phone call.

12 thoughts on “Opening lines of a novel….”

  1. It is a truth universally acknowledged that an increase in the money supply leads to higher inflation

  2. Vova had done his Benito tribute act out at the Lukoil in the Ring Road, his Petacci had declined her supporting role and was arguing about who really owned that $40 billion of gas money from Switzerland. Jason was doing well enough to be living well and getting laid, not so well that he had to be paying for sex. Then came the phone call.

    “Imagine I’m giving you a soapy tit wank right now big boy” said the exotic voice.

  3. Otto

    I’m not a twitter user and it’s blocked by work. I only read things on twitter posted elsewhere.

    I’m not sorry about not participating in what seems to be a vile cesspit moderated by left wing fascists.

  4. Dennis, Unpublished For Obvious Reasons

    Then came the phone call.

    “Hello, my name is Richard Murphy. I’m calling you on behalf of the Fair Tax Mark Foundation. We’re wondering if you’d consider a donation of £5 a month to ensure that Apple, Amazon and any old energy company you can think of pay their fair share of taxes. Donate today and you’ll get the Fair Tax Mark t-shirt, ashtray and coffee cup, as well as a personal tour of Dachau Concentration Camp (as soon as I’m over this bout of COVID). All for just £5 per month. Now, if you can step up to just £10 a month, you’ll get it all plus a soapy tit wank and a reach-around from my editor, the lovely Maurice…”, said the nasal, yet exotic, voice.

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