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What about tit pics then?

Men should be prosecuted for sending nude images to women unless consent is given, say female academics and women’s groups.

They said the Government’s plans to prosecute men for cyberflashing do not go far enough because they will require proof that men sent the images for their own sexual gratification or to cause distress.

As ever these ladies are forgetting that there will be no law which says “men may not do this” without the law also stating that “women may not do this”.

As happened with domestic violence where, after all the decades of insistence that it was something that men did to women we find that while it’s not an equal split it’s something we are seeing women being prosecuted for. As with financially controlling and so on.

And so if dick pics are to become illegal then so will tit pics. And there’s where the fun will really begin. For define tit pic? Is a low decolletage a tit pic? If we’re to believe the other argument going on about down blousing then yes it is. That makes half the birds in their summer frocks an illegal image to send. Is something akin to upskirting of a sexual nature? Given the length of modern shorts then that’s the other half of women in summer illegal to send a pic of.

It really does amuse these demands from feminists. They’ve still not grasped that what they’re demanding will also apply to them. As it has in all those other recent demands – and, of course, as it ought to.

14 thoughts on “What about tit pics then?”

  1. Stop unwanted dick pix with this one simple trick:

    Message back, “Oh, it’s just like a penis, only smaller.”

    Sorted.

  2. “And so if dick pics are to become illegal then so will tit pics.”

    Wouldn’t it be more logical to outlaw genitalia pics?

    But this is one of those areas that makes me feel very old. When I first heard of men sending dick pics I assumed it was the tiny minority of footpath-lurkers updating their modus operandi. But women tell us it’s extremely common. Are loads more men now taking up flashing now it is a type of WFH? Or has technology just made the tiny number of odd-bods more prolific?

  3. JuliaM:

    I’ve often read it in complaints about meeting dates online. I’d be more than happy to be convinced that they are untrue.

  4. Women are too delicate and fragile to be expected to see a picture of a penis without first being prepared by a Sanhedrin of feminist scholars trained in detecting and measuring quantum subatomic fluctuations in the rapetime continuum.

  5. I’d adopt some version of RlJ’s suggested response.
    In any event, isn’t getting a dick pick (at least an unwanted one) a pretty reliable indicator that this isn’t a person or relationship you want to devote any time to? I’d say well done lad, showing me who you really are, and thankful that I dodged a bullet. It’s unlikely to be any more grotesque that what we see at the local Pride parade – and as we all know, that is stunning and brave, as well as wholesome family fare.

  6. There’s a sitcom just waiting to be written where the lead character is called Richard Pick.

    ( The IT Crowd already did an episode with Pete O’Fyle alas )

  7. Once again the consequences of sexual revolution and feminism rear their head, men are just acting in an unconstrained manner as all the gentleman stuff was deemed to be old and oppressive and were told women could act just like men on the sexual battlefield
    Feminism has been great for men in one way, they can now get what they want without the obligations that used to come with it

  8. It’s unlikely to be any more grotesque that what we see at the local Pride parade – and as we all know, that is stunning and brave, as well as wholesome family fare.

    “Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto.” If Terence had had the Internet, he might have thought twice before writing that.

  9. Well, must admit that shows what I know. All I’d ever heard of were the complaints of the ladies who kindly send a nude photo to a bloke, and then naturally whinge when he sends it to everyone else to show how lucky he is.

    In case any of the ladies are quaking in terror, after careful study I’ve definitely decided not to send them any pictures of my dick.

    Of course young Ollie might be prepared to try this. He always claims his is the longest. But then he’s only four.

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