Proof that being Green is a religion:
Strasbourg’s Greens have been accused of mounting an “idiotic wokeist” bid to airbrush Jesus out of its famed 500-year old Christmas market by limiting the sale of crucifixes and insisting they be called “JC crosses”.
The “dogmatic” restrictions have been imposed by a “special selection committee” from the Town Hall created to maintain the “authenticity” of the market dubbed France’s Christmas capital, which attracts 2 million visitors per year.
To stop it being turned into what they described as a consumerist “amusement park”, the Greens-ruled committee has drawn up a list of 350 products facing restrictions.
A market is a consumerist amusement park. With a committee to decide what may be bought and sold and what they’re called.
Actual Puritanism is out of style, but being a puritan isn’t, is it? Still gotta be an outlet for those who would insist on defining how others may live. Thus The Green Party.