It’s Hot When Guys Go To Therapy
Sixty-one percent of Hinge users says emotional vulnerability is more attractive than looks, height, or income.
Having been might be useful, got that shit cleared up. Going does, rather more than a little bit, imply that there are still some problems to sort out, no?
You’re the demographic most likely to get aroused by watching TV shows about infamous serial killers are a bit odd?
Hmm.
You’re *saying.
Curse these beautiful but useless fingers.
Are we meant to believe a word they say? I suspect men who put “emotional vulnerability” in their bio get the instant swipe off, clearing up time for Hinge users to bombard buff bankers with tit pics.
Perhaps they believe that if the blokes believe the therapy bullshit, they’ll believe anything else the girls bother to tell them.
Frankly I’d be a bit suprised if behaving like a girl were a good way to attract girls.
Yet if you tell the truth and put: seeking woman who likes sex, being held while sleeping, and cuddling together while vegging out in front of the TV, no time wasters; for some reason your profile gets blocked.
How is this weird? Per House MD, ‘everybody lies’. The only question is whether they’re lying to the questioner or to themselves.
95% of the 61% are lying about that, you know.
Dennis – good point, what even is a “Hinge user”?
Sixty-one percent of Hinge users
Whatever they are, they sound fat.
I’m not interested in what fatties say they want, I’m interested in those girls with the big jugs in Nuts magazine.
Some sort of typo? Should be Whinge, surely?
I’m sure they can provide us with plenty of real-life examples….
“Sixty-one percent of Hinge users….”
What about the Flange users?
@Steve
Not a minge user by the sound of it.
Steve,
“Sixty-one percent of Hinge users
Whatever they are, they sound fat.”
Unfair.
Most people who are online dating are bad at dating. Fat, thin, whatever. They have unrealistic expectations. The truth is that by the time you are 21-22 you have all the market information about who will want a relationship with you. No-one who is screwing the class Rosie O’Donnells ends up marrying a Margot Robbie. And I think that most people get this.
People who are online dating are people who won’t settle, won’t accept reality. They don’t like the men who ask them out on the bus, or at work. They think that they deserve better.
Mark – not as much as I’d like to be, but that’s all of us except Rocco 🙁
BoM4 – The truth is that by the time you are 21-22 you have all the market information about who will want a relationship with you.
If you’re a woman, sure.
If you’re a man, you can always enhance your appeal to the opposite sex after the age of 22 by making money, playing on stage in a band, or becoming a famous serial killer.