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Just astonishing

The 68 Best Teenage Girls Gifts That’ll Totally Impress ‘Em

Absolutely none of ’em are what teenage boys think will impress teenage girls good ‘n’ ‘ard..

Which for Cosmo is a bit odd…….

15 thoughts on “Just astonishing”

  1. Dennis, The Don Juan Of Central Ohio

    I know the first thought I had – back in the day – when I was considering a gift for a girl I wanted to bang… Clogs!!!

  2. This is aimed at mothers of spoiled teenage girls, rather than at boyfriends. The problem with the shift to digital is that daughter can no longer leave the magazine lying open on the relevant page.

  3. Bloke in the Fourth Reich

    Did you really read through the entire piece looking for material that would be thoroughly inappropriate in Teenage Cosmopolitan, or have you just revealed your pen name when writing for the esteemed publication?

  4. Bloke in the Fourth Reich

    I am suitably impressed with the stuff you take to task there. The details of US Federal student loan repayment programmes for teachers, etc…

    But when can we expect the in-depth, penetrant, long, and consummate exposé on how badly Teenage Cosmopolitan gets it wrong on what would offer every teen American girl real satisfaction and fulfilment this Christmas?

  5. Been there, done that.

    And the ladies in Question said Yes against The Parents/etc..
    BiS is good, but depending on context, ( and he failed, because one Lady got him by the Balls….:P )

    Not Perfect, but …… Next?

  6. And honestly… Cosmo is something you pick uo in the supermarkt, flip through and ….. mark as something you Don’t, ever.

    it has been such since the 50’s = the Stone Age. Never even progressed from it.

    The real question about “Feminism” is in relation to Cosmo which version is actually true and tested.
    And sorry, it’s amazingly Schadenfreundlich to see them tout the Barbie shyte as Gospel.


  7. Bloke in the Fourth Reich


    The whole point of Cosmo is to help young ladies navigate, understand, and harness their inner stone age.

  8. I quite like the “Crosley Voyager Turntable”, at number 27, but I’d be buying that for myself rather than some vapid teenage girl.

    I also don’t see “Dick Pics” in the list anywhere, so that will be a major disappointment to the teenage boys. 🙂

  9. Bloke in the Fourth Reich

    “Is anyone actually certain as to what a teenage girl is these days?”

    Not since Jeff had suicide committed.

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