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Stop having the world conferences, declarations, and targets then

From a PR email:

Calling for food security to be recognized as a material human right, the report raised the alarm that the progress made to reduce hunger in recent decades is now going into reverse. However, it did so while offering solutions hand in hand.

Building on this sentiment, the report brought the readers’ attention to the fact that even after 50 years of world conferences, declarations, and targets— hunger and malnutrition remain the world’s greatest health risk.

So stop sodding around with the fucking conferences and go out into a field and work out how to grow food better then you ignorant, parasitic, knobheads.

Norman Bourlag did. Why can’t you?

The FII Institute’s recently launched “The Right To Nutrition: How To Feed The World”

Tossers.

20 thoughts on “Stop having the world conferences, declarations, and targets then”

  1. Having it declared as a right will produce how much food? Upon whom will the accompanying responsibility fall?

  2. When I was working I had a notice pinned up in my office.

    Bored? Lonely? HAVE A MEETING!!

    This example is marginally less loony than flying loads of jets to some place to tell us CO2 is BAAADDD! That we must stop cows farting to save the planet, then flying all those jets thousands of miles back home to decide “oh, the peasants are revolting, let’s produce tons of the stuff, so I get re-elected!”
    Rinse and repeat.

  3. This is rather like a husband telling his wife he wouldn’t dream of having an affair. Starvation is part of the plan, but they don’t want to let on for reasons involving their necks.

  4. Bloke in the Fourth Reich

    The Party will eliminate world hunger by closing down large quantities of the agricultural output of the world’s second largest food exporter.

    We have always been at war with Eastasia.

  5. On this front, there’s conference-downstream malice aforethought going on in Canada, Germany and the Netherlands at least.

  6. As has been said above – but it always bears repeating – the way the ‘international community’ want to end ‘hunger and malnutrition’ is to freeze many of us to death and starve most of the remainder.

    Then those happy peasants remaining will live joyous lives of peace and plenty, (as long as they feed their masters first).

  7. I seem to remember the Green Revolution stalled because white westerners objected to polluting poor countries with western technology.

  8. I don’t believe there is a shortage of food globally

    There is a failure of supply, storage and distribution

    Much of which is deliberate

  9. As has been said above – but it always bears repeating – the way the ‘international community’ want to end ‘hunger and malnutrition’ is to freeze many of us to death and starve most of the remainder.

    The idiots pushing this sort of nonsense seem to think they and theirs will survive the consequences. They won’t.

  10. “Look, if we admit the truth that it’s all a load of bollocks, how am I ever going to be able to visit all those lovely places, all exes paid?

    You know:

    1 1995: COP 1, Berlin, Germany
    2 1996: COP 2, Geneva, Switzerland
    3 1997: COP 3, Kyoto, Japan
    4 1998: COP 4, Buenos Aires, Argentina
    5 1999: COP 5, Bonn, Germany
    6 2000: COP 6, The Hague, Netherlands
    7 2001: COP 6, Bonn, Germany
    8 2001: COP 7, Marrakech, Morocco
    9 2002: COP 8, New Delhi, India
    10 2003: COP 9, Milan, Italy
    11 2004: COP 10, Buenos Aires, Argentina
    12 2005: COP 11/CMP 1, Montreal, Canada
    13 2006: COP 12/CMP 2, Nairobi, Kenya
    14 2007: COP 13/CMP 3, Bali, Indonesia
    15 2008: COP 14/CMP 4, Poznań, Poland
    16 2009: COP 15/CMP 5, Copenhagen, Denmark
    17 2010: COP 16/CMP 6, Cancún, Mexico
    18 2011: COP 17/CMP 7, Durban, South Africa
    19 2012: COP 18/CMP 8, Doha, Qatar
    20 2013: COP 19/CMP 9, Warsaw, Poland
    21 2014: COP 20/CMP 10, Lima, Peru
    22 2015: COP 21/CMP 11, Paris, France
    23 2016: COP 22/CMP 12/CMA 1, Marrakech, Morocco
    24 2017: COP 23/CMP 13/CMA 1–2, Bonn, Germany
    25 2018: COP 24/CMP 14/CMA 1–3, Katowice, Poland
    26 2019: SB50, Bonn, Germany
    27 2019: COP 25/CMP 15/CMA 2, Madrid, Spain
    28 2021: COP 26/CMP 16/CMA 3, Glasgow, United Kingdom (OK, this one shouldn’t have got on the
    list, but Covid eh…..)
    29 2022: COP 27/CMP 17/CMA 4, Sharm El Sheikh, Egypt
    30 2023: COP 28/CMP 18/CMA 5, Dubai, UAE

    And these are just the Global Warming junkets my activist organisation sends us to……….).

  11. @ Starfish
    There is *No longer* a shortage of food globally since they abolished Collective Farms.
    Storage – under Communism, rats ate one-third of the grain stored in Siberia (the second-largest grain-producing area in theworld and probably the fifth largest producer of grain).
    To say there is no shortage of food but a shortage of supply is contradictory.
    Distribution remains a problem exacerbated by things like theEU’s CAP and CFP and human greed

  12. Ooh, I quite fancy COP28 in Dubai. Hot, nice hotels, the hilarity when everyone pretends their hosts give a shit about the climate in 2100….

  13. I remember when “Doha” was the World Trade Organisation conference in 2001-2/3/4…18 what? 2018???

    Let’s look at what the WTO conferences discussed. Hmm:
    tariffs
    tariffs
    tariffs
    tariffs admission of Japan
    tariffs
    tariffs and dumping
    tariffs, non-tariff measures, “framework” agreements
    tariffs, non-tariff measures, rules, services, intellectual property, dispute settlement, textiles, agriculture, creation of WTO
    tariffs, non-tariff measures, agriculture, labour standards, environmental protection, competition, investment, transparency, patents, global warming, voting methods, gender re-assignment, climate change, colonial restitution, disarmament, dismantling capitalism, self-identity (ok, I may have made some of them up)

    Good God, no wonder it’s still going on.

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