I don’t think I’ve ever made a new year resolution. But this year I’m going to stop telling people that I don’t eat meat. It’s not that I do eat meat – I don’t. The thing is, when I tell people that I don’t eat meat, I’m saying it to be polite. I use that form of words because I don’t want to offend people. So, from now on I’m going to be more honest. I’m just going to tell people that I don’t eat animals.
So, err, a blow job isn’t out of the question then?
Yes, yes, I know, the article is by a bloke called Zephaniah and while I’ve no idea of his desires I do know mine. But, you know, still, straight line (fnarr fnarr) is not to be resisted and all that.