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Dear Mr Cosslett – do your duty

Rhiannon is worried that each child she has will be another book she doesn’t write.

Mr. Cosslett, your duty to civilisation is plain, climb aboard…….

6 thoughts on “Dear Mr Cosslett – do your duty”

  1. God bless her, a Guardianista who is still capable of breeding with the opposite sex is quite the achievement in 2023.

  2. Rhiannon is worried that each child she has will be another book she doesn’t write.
    For the sake of the world’s literature, may she be abundantly fertile.

  3. Since having a baby, I have never felt more creatively inspired

    Based on my knowledge of the lady’s previous output, which admittedly is limited to articles highlighted and linked to by our host, that would be an extremely low bar.

  4. Gosh, women can’t have it all. Who in Grauniad Land knew? Perhaps living involves trade-offs and you should be careful about what you commit to?

  5. Anyone having sex with Rhiannon runs the risk of a post-coital nightmare that they’d been abducted and ravished by an alien.

    She’d be convincing as an extra in Star Wars without the need for any prosthetics.

  6. Bloke in North Dorset

    What a choice: A book from Rhiannon or more Cosslet sprogs.

    I’ll go with the book, it will get lost in the noise but there’s a good chance the sprogs will grow up in to yet more self-entitled progressive twats, possible even getting Guardian columns.

    I probably won’t be around for the sprogs becoming adults, I’m just thinking of the welfare of my son and promised grandchildren.

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