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Ignorant twattery

Young people don’t hate their bodies because they are weak – but because capitalism demands it
Zoe Williams

From buccal fat to cellulite, anything innate to humans that can be made into a problem will create a market for the solution

Manufacturing desires is damned difficult, as the Ford Edsel and New Coke show us. Offering satiation to extant desires makes a bundle.

Hands up all who think that pre-capitalist women didn’t aim to tart themselves up?

6 thoughts on “Ignorant twattery”

  1. Buccal fat?

    guardian women write about themselves so since Zoe Williams has a cadaverous face, perhaps her sit-upon is over-generously upholstered. Let’s not explore the cellulite bit…

  2. Haven’t seen her in ages, but she used to have a tendency to wear v short skirts on telly and really didn’t have the legs for it.

  3. From buccal fat to cellulite, anything innate to humans that can be made into a problem

    Bad, obviously. Yet equally anything innate to humans can and will be made into racism by Zoe and her chums.

  4. ‘Buccal’ refers to the mouth. If you can bear it, check out the chicks appearing on The Apprentice for examples of the affliction.

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