@Arthur the cat – “When I was young a story told by a bloke in a frock was called a sermon.”
The difference is the drag queens don’t expect you to have sex with them.
Oh, very good indeed. Wish I’d said that. As with Oscar, no doubt I will too.
@Arthur the cat – “When I was young a story told by a bloke in a frock was called a sermon.”
The difference is the drag queens don’t expect you to have sex with them.
Oh, very good indeed. Wish I’d said that. As with Oscar, no doubt I will too.
I’m probably going to Hell for laughing.
Never mind Steve, the road to hell is paved with godly mentions.
In the comedy of life, I’m the straight man.
New vicar doing confession for the first time. On the inside of the confessional was a list of the penances:
Sinner (S)’Forgive me father, I have sinned’,
Vicar (V) ‘What did you?’
(S) ‘Stole £2 from the Poor Box’
Vicar looks down list =
(V) Oh that is a sin, say three hail Mary’s and put £3 in the poor box’.
Next Sinner:
(S) ‘Forgive me father, I have sinned’
(V) ‘What did you do?’
(S) ‘Gave my boyfriend a blow job’
Vicar looks down list but blow job isn’t on there. Vicar pulls back curtain and asks passing altar boy “What did the previous Father give for a blow job?”
Altar boy replies “A Mars Bar”…….
@Addolff – I like that one.
They don’t?