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Err, yes….

North Somerset Council tells people they cannot sit in parks and eat sandwiches with neighbours to celebrate historic day without permission

Yes, obviously, and yet. That’s the area that covers Nailsea and Yatton. You know, the sort of places where the locals have to be reminded to breathe? Telling everyone else what to do just comes natural loike to anyone with an IQ over their shoe size.

17 thoughts on “Err, yes….”

  1. BBQ’s I can understand, but a fucking picnic? What next – permission needed to sit on the beach with more than three family members or friends?

  2. It shows how far into Clownworld we’ve descended, when that cunt Gove is the voice of sanity.

  3. Cut Coronation picnic red tape, Michael Gove urges councils

    Oh fuck.

    Cameron tells ‘petty’ councils: Stop ruining Royal Wedding street party plans
    By Daily Mail Reporter
    08:24 11 Apr 2011

    Yes, they have been running the same scam for over 12 years now.

    No, there hasn’t been any reduction in “red tape”, “nanny statism”, “green crap”, “lefty lawyers”, “net immigration” or “tax” in all that time, and the quangos remain defiantly unbonfired.

    Why do you ask, lol?

  4. If ever there was a call for some nice, innocent, and quite harmless Civil Disobedience it would be exactly this..

  5. The mistake is not ‘relaxing’ the constraints but in acknowledging any restraints in the first place.

    If people are daft enough to set themselves on fire, or drunkenly attack others, or obstruct roads there are existing laws. ‘Permission to gather’ requirements should be ignored.

    We’ve seen plenty of other more disruptive activity by various protestors which doesn’t get penalised. I guess the Royal Celebrations are held in such high esteem.

  6. Who gave the council, any council, the right to remove basic freedoms? Is there no restriction on what they might do? I don’t feel obliged to obey arbitrary rules made outside of the democratic process. Or in it if it runs roughshod over my rights or takes my responsibilities unto itself.

  7. Steve,

    “No, there hasn’t been any reduction in “red tape”, “nanny statism”, “green crap”, “lefty lawyers”, “net immigration” or “tax” in all that time, and the quangos remain defiantly unbonfired.”

    Spot on. People can talk about where the Conservatives fail, but in more general terms it is about the Conservatives failing to be in a clearly different place from Labour, which is to encourage a culture of responsibility and freedom. You have Theresa May wanting a porn ban, instead of telling parents that they’re their crotchfruit to look after.

    The correct response to people who fly to Sudan is to leave them there, or, to offer them a rescue at competitive prices. What is the point in writing Foreign Office advice, if when people ignore it, they don’t suffer the consequences? People should not only suffer for their arrogance, but seen to suffer, so everyone else can see that it’s a really bad idea.

    Or, you know, the latest spastic plan about encouraging boys to be more respectful to girls. Where a load of Guardian readers in social services and schools are going to try and talk to some thug, despite there being no reason for him to do so. Because no-one will dig down into what the real problem is, which is thousands of bastard children being created who don’t have a father to show them how to behave and straighten them out. None of these Conservatives care about a better society. Your phone getting nicked is just one of those things. The only way to avoid it is to live in a nice part of town, far from the scumbags.

  8. Well, if you’d rather chuck ’em to the lions Julia, I’ve no objection.

    As for the thousands of bastard children being created who don’t have a father to show them how to behave and straighten them out BoM4, why not floggem?

    God, if I ran things, it’d be worse than El Salvador.

  9. “I must be channelling Mr Ecks”

    Where the fuck is he when you need him?

    We need a Commissioner Gordon type to project a massive letter X into the sky with an arclight. Because he’s the hero North Somerset Council deserves right now, but not the one it needs.

  10. Boganboy,

    “As for the thousands of bastard children being created who don’t have a father to show them how to behave and straighten them out BoM4, why not floggem?”

    It’s not a bad idea, but it’s better not to get them in the first place. That still means more costs to society having to police and flog them. And costs of benefits. And we know that we didn’t used to have this so much before we set our benefits system to help single mothers.

  11. What is happening to the land of my fathers? My paternal grandfather served in World War I and later on the northwest frontier in Baluchistan. My maternal grandfather served in the Black Watch. My father received his British Empire medal from King George the fifth.I’ve done nothing near this but I will say that my unplanned daughter certainly made me more of a man.

  12. I left this part out. If Britain’s do not massively disobey this regulatory bullshit then they are not worthy of the name.

    Rule Britannia, Britannia rule the waves, Britons never never never shall be slaves.

    Also see Rudyard Kipling “ When the Saxon began to hate”.

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