The suspense of it – will we get columns about it all?
Stopping breastfeeding my baby offers a bittersweet relief
Rhiannon Lucy Cosslett
Now that she’s fertile again will there be another one? Just think of the columnar possibilities of pieces about handling a toddler and a baby!
And hubby gets the tits back for a bit.
A bit of what? Woke people need to know.
It’s chestfeeding, you fucking bigot.
I still laugh at the Jo Brand breastfeeding joke.
A midwife said to a nursing mother: “don’t you think your baby is a little too old for breastfeeding?”
So the baby turned to the midwife and said… “FUCK OFF!”
Oooh goodie, now we can be treated to the delights of how the contents and smells of nappies changes as she introduces proper food.
Opinion
ChatGPT is making up fake Guardian articles. Here’s how we’re responding
Chris Moran
From Thursdays G.
I rest my case.
A Jo Brand joke that’s funny?
Bloody hell!
And hubby gets the tits back for a bit.
You just confused the hell out of Anheuser Busch’s entire marketing department.