The Age of the Noodly Armed LinkedIn Man is going to be brief, before he is overpowered and eaten on TikTok by militant Norfolk Separatists. But until that fated day, he dreams of turning the whole island into Greatest London.
Picture it: a vast, vibrantly smelling, 15 minute eco-slum from John O’Groats to Grenfell. With a Halal Chicken shop on every corner, and a guaranteed gender clinic place for every child-identified person.
Surely only a radical right wing extremist could object to that.
It’s possible to prefer the warm beer and old maids cycling through the mist to morning communion, isn’t it. Isn’t it?
Norfolk Separatists
Fighting for their wives and sisters no doubt.
Wives/Sisters.
FTFY.
You’re welsome.
From yesterdays telegraph. The German Green Party leader speaking after getting just 12% of votes in a regional election:-
“But we won’t let ourselves be dictated by polling… the challenges facing this country are too big for that,”
Could be pretty much every western leader whether elected or merely installed.
I think it more likely he is overpowered by the customers of halal chicken shops, who will then start farming child-identified Norfolk separatists.
In some parts of the country this has already happened.
Blessed be the noodly-armed for they shall embrace diversity. (Mat V)
“It’s possible to prefer the warm beer and old maids cycling through the mist to morning communion, isn’t it. Isn’t it?”
Possible, yes. In the privacy of your own home. For the time being.
As per the other thread: they don’t yell, they don’t swell, they don’t tell, they’re greatful as hell. 🙂