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A Mayor of London spokesman said: “There is no safe level of exposure to air pollution.

Not trying to claim some level of hormesis, but of course there’s a safe level. The level that allows you to keep living until something else kills you.

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Steve
Steve
2 years ago

They’re never this picky in their native Pakistan. Are we sure the water isn’t turning people gay?

Bloke in the Fourth Reich
Bloke in the Fourth Reich
2 years ago

…but reducing air pollution to zero will result in your earlier death due to the lack of life-enabling things that cause air pollution.

Typical politiciansprek. The benefit of my scheme is this – the cost of my opponent’s scheme is this.

AndyF
AndyF
2 years ago

Hypothesis – There is no safe level of exposure to air pollution.
Therefore – All causes of air pollution result in an unsafe environment.
Deduction – If safety matters all sources of air pollution should be removed.
Probable fact – The Mayor of London farts.
Fact – Farts normally contain methane.
Fact – Methane is an air pollutant.
Deduction – The Mayor of London is a source of air pollution.
Conclusion – The Mayor of London should be removed on the grounds of public safety.

Steve
Steve
2 years ago

There is no safe level of immigration.

There is no safe level of abortion.

There is no safe level of Covid vaccines.

There is no safe level of LGBT in schools.

Ottokring
Ottokring
2 years ago

There is no safe level of fuckwittery

And Khan is constantly in the Red Zone on the dial.

john77
john77
2 years ago

File this under “dihydrogen monoxide has been shown to cause cancer (in rats in a laboratory)”

Bloke in Wales
Bloke in Wales
2 years ago

Probable fact – The Mayor of London farts.

We know the mayor of London emits CO2, the most dangerous gas known to politiciankind.

Dr K.A. Rodgers
Dr K.A. Rodgers
2 years ago

And everyone who drinks water dies.

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