Elon Musk wants to put chips in our brains – but will anyone let him?
People will cut their cocks off to get a bit of attention these days.
The ones you want to watch out for though are those who head for the blackjack tables as soon as they’ve got that chip. One use would be to make card counting much easuer……
Card counting doesn’t work with continuous shuffling machines.
They could go to the roulette tables though. The law of averages says their numbers must come up eventually (ha, ha, ha).
A mate has been frequenting Vegas for 25 years, playing Texas Hold ‘Em. He generally covers his costs for his buy-ins, rooms, flights, meals and purchases. He recommended ‘Bringing down the house’ and ‘Supercasino’ to me about 20 years ago, before my first trip. First time I played Blackjack (at Casino, Casino) I was shocked (shocked I tell you) that the croupier offered advice on when to stand and when to hit. They don’t want to fleece you….If you lose all your money you tend not to come back …..
I have it as fact that the first experimental chip will be implanted in a cat. Within months the first pyramids will be rising with a workforce of a hundred thousand cat slaves, I mean lovers.