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Proof of the existence of the ladypenis

A transgender woman who raped her friend in an “especially shocking” attack will be jailed at a men’s prison.

Lexi-Rose Crawford, 24, was jailed for nine years on Wednesday after raping and sexually assaulting the victim inside her own home.

In our legal system the crime of rape can only be committed with a penis. Sure, there are all sorts of other sexual assaulkts that can be committed with other items but rape requires that dick.

And there we have that proof of the existence of that ladypenis. For that’s clearly and obviously a woman and she’s just been found guilty of rape. Therefore women can have a penis, QED.

16 thoughts on “Proof of the existence of the ladypenis”

  1. I wonder what percentage of the population believe that is actually a woman? Whatever it is, I don’t think I’ve ever met any of them. Even my brasilian travesti friend who can fool people at kissing distance (& you probably would want to) wouldn’t.
    There used to be a principle that laws were introduced on the basis of popular consent. Whatever happened to that?

  2. Sweet FA bis. But the fact that it’s been dumped in a male prison suggests that the idiot fashion is coming up against the limits of reality and popular opinion.

    Presumably the next fashion will be to point out that the trans bullshit was a far right wing Nazi plot to rape all those sweet enlightened ladies.

  3. Incidentally, because Spanish is a gendered language you can refer to someone as masculine of feminine. I usually use masculine. Some of the girls use feminine because they regard him as ‘one of the girls’. I would regard a group he was in as feminine, although the convention makes any group with one man in it masculine. But no-one would dream of picking one up on ‘misgendering’. It’s a pleasure to be living in a sane country.

  4. the idiot fashion is coming up against the limits of reality and popular opinion.
    The fact that Tim continues to refer to the fat Jockish prevert in the feminine would indicate otherwise.

  5. English has a perfectly serviceable third person singular neuter. Why not use it? If it objects, insist on the second person singular (archaic) for oneself.

  6. Surreptitious Evil

    In our legal system

    In the English and Welsh legal system.

    In Scotland, the S1 definition of “Rape” under the Sexual Offences (Scotland) Act 2009 includes the following:

    (4)In this Act—
    “penis” includes a surgically constructed penis if it forms part of A, having been created in the course of surgical treatment

    So transmen / TIFs / whatever can also rape as can intact biological males like Dominic here. In E&W, it would be S2 “Assault by penetration” (which not-our-Dom was also convicted of.) Same level of penalties and, in lay(wo)mans’ language probably “rape”*. Just not statutorily.

    I have no idea about Northern Ireland. Or, frankly, Portugal.

    * And I seem to remember Kenneth Clarke (? & sp?) getting into quite a lot of trouble trying to explain the difference between colloquial and statutory “rape”.

  7. (4)In this Act—
    “penis” includes a surgically constructed penis if it forms part of A, having been created in the course of surgical treatment

    How’s that going to work then?

    “Hold still while I try to rape you with my flaccid Frankendick they carved out of my arm flesh, UwU”?

    Embarrassing.

  8. I would be surprised and disappointed if his fellow male prisoners failed to point out the error of his ways.

    He may be pug-ugly but they’re probably not choosy about where they sow their seed.

  9. Bloke in North Dorset

    Boganboy,

    German has male, female, neuter and plural so any group, no matter what the mix, would fall under plural.

  10. I believe the options around construction are some sort of pump system or to construct it more rigidly in the the first place

  11. “I believe the options around construction are some sort of pump system or to construct it more rigidly in the the first place”
    Or lollypop sticks and elastic bands.

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