Gonorrhoea cases in England reach an all-time high
Diagnoses of the sexually transmitted disease rose by 50pc between 2021 and 2022, the highest since records began in 1918
Well, will they tell us? Ah, yes, they do:
Among those aged between 15 and 34, around 45 per cent of cases involved gay and bisexual men, with 33 per cent of cases involving heterosexual men and 22 per cent involving heterosexual women, the figures show.
Nicely reflecting those commonly held assumptions about casual sex. A subset of women are more promiscuous than most men – leading to a lower rate of clap among women compared to men by hte miracle of multiple infections. Gay blokes are wildly more promiscuous* than everyone else – or, to be strict, a subset are. Gay men are perhaps 2 to 3% of the population and 45% of clap cases.
So, nowt new here.
*Not exactly a surprise. More men would be promiscusous if more women would agree, in men on men sex they do.
So they’ve run out of monkeypox to fuss about?
Weird how this is soaring just as thousands of unidentifiable single men come across the Channel and settle in to enrich our society.
The population has increased since 1918 – shouldn’t the rate be a percentage of the population as opposed to number of cases?
The 50% increase between 2021 and 2022 probably reflects increased levels of post-lockdown coitus (to be polite) common to all sexual proclivities.
“Gay men are perhaps 2 to 3% of the population and 45% of clap cases.”
Why don’t we tax them more?
John @ 11.23, at the time I seem to recall stories that the gayers weren’t taking too much notice of lockdowns. Nor ‘Social distancing’.
Tut, tut Addolff. You’re implying that the gayers were just as bad as beastly Boris.
‘… Diagnoses of the sexually transmitted disease rose by 50pc between 2021 and 2022, the highest since records began in 1918…’
Number of cases diagnosed does not equal the total number of cases. Many cases go undiagnosed hence the continuance of the disease.
And is the percentage diagnosed the highest, or the number diagnosed the highest?
Is the vagueness just the usual poor use of English or deliberate obfuscation to make summat outta nowt?
There was one headline somewhere: How can I have casual sex while maintaining social distancing?
This is obviously caused by Brexit.
It was one of the things that we were warned about, because we would not have access to the drugs to cure Super-Clap.
Addolff,
There were reports both ways. I recall, or to be more accurate I can’t ever erase from my consciousness, a widely reported social media post from some deviant celebrating the fact that now lockdown was over he was able to attend a festival somewhere in Europe with his mates where he “literally guzzled a whole bucketful of man-piss” (none of that lady-stuff thank you).
I suppose we should be grateful this new sport isn’t yet part of pride month entertainment or the school curriculum.
Thinking again, perhaps I should have included ‘I seem to recall stories that the ‘governing elites’ weren’t taking too much notice of lockdowns. Nor ‘Social distancing’.
See also:
Piers ‘Antigua here I come’ Moron,
Beth ‘SCARLET DEEP Blood Bright Fiery RED Matte Velvet Liquid Lipstick Long Lasting make up by Taylor Woodrow’ Rigby,
Dominic ‘it’s for my eyesight’ Cummins
Neil ‘the buck Staats with me’ Ferguson.
Other non-entities who decided rules were for the plebs: https://thetab.com/uk/2021/01/19/here-are-all-the-celebrities-who-have-been-caught-breaking-covid-lockdown-rules-190325
And our betters: https://www.newstatesman.com/science-tech/coronavirus/2021/12/timeline-all-the-lockdown-breaches-by-politicians-and-government-employees-so-far
There’s a world of difference between sex and sodomy, although it would appear that they can transmit the same diseases.
I’ll never understand this desire to pound the old tradesman’s, stretching it – with numerous unpleasant consequences – until a damned anteater would struggle to adequately rim.
I have abused the old passage more than once, but by means measured in scovilles rather than scofield.
@Mark…
Ah, the old “I wish I’d put the bog paper in the fridge” syndrome. 🙂
@Mark
“I have abused the old passage more than once, but by means measured in scovilles rather than scofield.”
Well played, Sir
Poofters around 3%? Not on TV soaps, where sexual deviants of all flavours (Yuck!) seem to be the majority …
Nah. Half that I bet, once you discount all the virtue signalling lesbians that have never licked a fanny and all the virtue signalling bisexuals that have never sucked a cock.