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No, no, this is most unfair

Jeremy Zimmer, chief executive of the Hollywood powerhouse United Talent Agency, gave his damning verdict after Spotify and the Sussexes announced their $20 million podcasting deal had come to a premature end.

Mr Zimmer, whose global talent business has represented Harrison Ford, Benedict Cumberbatch and Phoebe Waller-Bridge, reportedly said he was not surprised the streaming giant’s deal with the Sussexes came to an end.

The talent scout was discussing the deal during a discussion on podcasting and the role of celebrities at an event in Cannes, France, according to the website Semafor.

“Turns out Meghan Markle was not a great audio talent, or necessarily any kind of talent,” Semafor reported Mr Zimmer as saying during an interview at La Majestic during the Cannes Lions advertising festival.

Supposedly informed gossip says she does have talent – able to take the chrome off a tail-hitch…..

16 thoughts on “No, no, this is most unfair”

  1. Supposedly informed gossip says she does have talent – able to take the chrome off a tail-hitch…..

    Although most women lay off that sort of thing once they have the ring and the sprog. Maybe MeGain needs to keep it up to keep Prince Ginge in her thrall? A kind of Succubus.

    Can’t imagine any other reason for his bizarre behaviour.

  2. Keeping him in her thrall?

    That boy has already been pussy-whipped into eternal submission. At best he might get a treat each year on his birthday.

  3. Promises to be able to take the chrome off a tail hitch. My experience, pretty girl is mostly selling pretty girl. Not much else comes in the package. Men being mugs, there doesn’t need to be.

  4. I can’t remember if it was the Torygraph or the Grauniad (it doesn’t matter) that was recently gushing about how much Megs and Harry appeal to “young people”.

    Meghan is a 41 year old Mum of two. Harry is 39 this year. Granted, I would shag Meghan too*, but she’s not a cute little wannabe starlet with perky boobs anymore. She’s a grown woman who’s older than some of the models they used to hire to advertise Oil of Ulay.

    The fuck kind of “young people” are interested in these vacuous middle aged C-list sleb knobs? They’re not even on TikTok (yet).

    *Under a fake name

  5. The fuck kind of “young people” are interested in these vacuous middle aged C-list sleb knobs?

    Based upon the rather crude remarks from Spotify and Netflix people that they’ve worked with, nobody is interested in their bullshit, except where they are dissing the Royal family for being wicked racists and the like.

    Which is a bit rich coming from Harry the Nazi Uniform wearer.

    Next stop “The Royal Divorce” dead cat bounce, after which MeGain will run around the talk shows saying how Harry is just a horrible racist or whatever.

    Meh!

  6. JG – you’re so cynical.

    Could it be love?

    Hazza and Mags are remarkably similar given their different upbringings. Maybe a marriage founded on mutual stupidity, narcissism and self pity is stronger than we thought.

    Also to be fair to the laddie, she is still fit.

  7. Mugs. And Harry comes from a country of mugs. It’s one thing I notice with the Brits come down here. The obsession with looks. One thing the Spanish get right. You’re renting the ride by the hour. It’s a taxi. You’re not going to get to park it outside the house for the neighbours to gawp at.

  8. The Meissen Bison

    John Galt: after which MeGain will run around the talk shows saying how Harry is just a horrible racist or whatever.

    My guess is that she will say that he was unable to escape the trauma of his past and couldn’t successfully adjust to their new life together. There can be no criticism that strays from Harry’s “mental health issues”.

    Meanwhile, Harry’s bro Prince Sisyphus is making it his life’s work to end homelessness as countless illegals arrive every day.

  9. It isn’t true that wives stop giving blowjobs. There are women who absolutely love giving them. Or maybe I’m just lucky.

  10. Meanwhile, Harry’s bro Prince Sisyphus is making it his life’s work to end homelessness
    Yeah. I wondered if he was proposing to move into a throw down tent pitched in Hyde Park.

  11. In fairness, all Prince of Wales are essentially performative.

    Can’t actually do anything of significance.

    A bit like being leader of the opposition.

  12. Perhaps the reported attempt to evict William’s favourite uncle is to provide shelter for the needy.

  13. Interested –

    Dr. Ben Sobel : What happened with your wife last night?

    Boss Paul Vitti : I wasn’t with my wife, I was with my girlfriend.

    Dr. Ben Sobel : Are you having marriage problems?

    Boss Paul Vitti : No.

    Dr. Ben Sobel : Then why do you have a girlfriend?

    Boss Paul Vitti : What, are you gonna start moralizing on me?

    Dr. Ben Sobel : No, I’m not, I’m just trying to understand, why do you have a girlfriend?

    Boss Paul Vitti : I do things with her I can’t do with my wife.

    Dr. Ben Sobel : Why can’t you do them with your wife?

    Boss Paul Vitti : Hey, that’s the mouth she kisses my kids goodnight with! What are you, crazy?

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