Pub Apologizes After Promo Offering Free Drinks To Women Based On Bra Size Sparks Outrage
The Woolshed on Hindley in Adelaide, Australia apologized for their promo, which offered women an increasing number of free drinks the bigger their bra cup size.
It’ll get the guys turning up.
There was a place in Moscow, The Hungry Duck. One night a week booze free to women for an hour or two. No men even allowed in during that time. The scrum of men trying to get in at 00.00 hours plus 10 seconds was truly impressive.
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Watch out Adelaide. Kayla Lemieux is heading your way.
Entertaining. As are the whinges shown in your reference.
Since alas the pub has cringed and recanted, we’ll never find out if it would have worked as well in Adelaide as in Moscow.
Quite some time ago, a pub offered free drinks between 7pm and 8pm to women who were topless. A group of men complained that this was sexist as the dress code was men to wear shirts. The management then introduced the same offer for men between 7pm and 8pm, if they were bottomless. Unfortunately, either because of the Police, or the brewery, the offer was stopped. The pub closed 8 months later. Some people have no sense of humour.
“There was a place in Moscow, The Hungry Duck. One night a week booze free to women for an hour or two. No men even allowed in during that time. The scrum of men trying to get in at 00.00 hours plus 10 seconds was truly impressive.”
Ducks, like humans, are capable of rape, apparently. They don’t even need the vodka.
How do we know whether or not a duck has consented to sex?
Given that drakes will mob attack a duck, to the point – often enough – of drowning her we ddo tend to think this is not voluntary behaviour on the part of the duck.
You know, maybe.
And, to be more technical, there’s an entire scientific literature on duck penii and convoluted cloacas and so on.
A tad off topic
Here’s a question got debated in bar think tank last night. Seeing this is Pride Month & apparently the mentally maladjusted want their own symbol on the Rainbow Flag (How they differ from the rest of the weird & wonderful, fuck knows) So why haven’t the folk who offer commercial sex got their own stripe & not invited to the celebrations? Seems quite legitimate. Their fetish is they want to see a pile of notes on the bedside table before they get down to bumping uglies.
The tank’s considered opinion of what colour the girls would want for their stripe, if asked, was gold. Possibly with diamond insets. Could look quite pretty.
Drowned ducks don’t lay eggs, so not a useful evolutionary trait.
I’d have thought a pub owner who had the stones to do this in the first place would’ve realized there’d be whining & was prepared to laugh it off & enjoy the free publicity.
There was/is an upmarket restaurant in Yungaburra (inland from Cairns) that banned young children, after finding they were too much trouble, too out of control, too dangerous to staff.
The usual lot screamed outrage.
The publicity was excellent and free: restaurant booked up months ahead by grown-ups who wanted a meal free of feral ankle-biters.
Hope it’s still there: it served very good food!
> Given that drakes will mob attack a duck, to the point – often enough – of drowning her
Toads too. Seen as many has half a dozen males desperately clamped to a female that’s been dead for a while. It would be interesting thing to hear female toads offering opinions on toxic masculinity…
TtC
‘Twas amusing that dogs were still allowed. At least in the outdoor dining area.
I visited a bar once where women got a free vodka if they left their bra behind.
Nobody complained, and there were quite a few bras hanging up behind the bar.
Interestingly, this was on Ukrainian territory.