White House evacuated after cocaine found in routine sweep by Secret Service
There can hardly be an adult American left who hasn’t had at least some exposure to cocaine.
Anyway, the chatter over there is that maybe Hunter’s not quite as clean as he says Hunter is.
Presumably the evacuation allowed the guilty (Hunter?) to carry off the rest of the stuff.
Because it was initially described as ‘unknown white powder’, which actually is cause for concern and might justify evacuation. Only after emergency services were despatched and the powder field-tested, did it become clear that it was, in fact, Hunter’s overlooked Peruvian Sherbet Fountain. What are you suggesting – everyone should just sit around and wait while we figure out whether or not it is anthrax, or Novichock? Hindsight, people . . .
llater,
llamas
Always try it out on Hunter, Llamas. If he survives…better luck next time.
Anthrax normally arrives in the mail, not in a jiffy bag found in someones’ desk drawer…..
CCTV will no doubt show us the owner, ROFLMAO.
The Biden Administration is a train wreck that could not have been imagined.
Not even the darkest days of Jimmy Carter’s presidency compare to this.
@Dennis
Now Jimmy Carter can die in peace knowing he will not go down in history as America’s worst president.
I assume the Oval Office looks like a painter’s radio under a UV light.
General Robert Ross did nothing wrong except half-arse the job.
I’m mildly surprised that whoever found it didn’t just pocket it. Or is it too cheap to bother stealing?
@ Steve – “I assume the Oval Office looks like a painter’s radio under a UV light.”
More like a Jackson Pollock painting.
“The Biden Administration is a train wreck that could not have been imagined.”
Welcome to Wogsville!
The combined writing talent of The Goons, Monty Python, Hitchhikers’ Guide, Yes Minister, Veep, The Thick of It and Whoops Apocalypse would have struggled to come-up with an administration more ridiculous, venal, corrupt and incompetent than the Democrats we have currently occupying the White House and the Senate.
Republican lies! It was the Secret Service chalking the carpet to show Joe Biden the way to the toilet.
It was the Secret Service chalking the carpet to show Joe Biden the way to the toilet.
I’m fairly certain the Secret Service puts Joe Biden in a pair of Depends before dressing him.
Dear Tim, I think that you have taken the wrong meaning of “evacuate” which is a process part of normal digestion and the alimentary canal. My question is why is this making headlines as the White House shits itself at least on a daily basis and the present resident belongs in adult diapers anyway.