I realise this is a bit close to the bone and all that. But an actual test.
OK, Owen Jones is – famously – gay. Owne Jones is also – famously – insistence on that ability to change sex – not gender, but sex.
OK. So, will Owen Jones bugger a transman? Seems like a useful test of the ideas there, no?
Now, clearly I’m limited by having a partner and all that. But even in the absence no, I don’t think that a transwoman would perk Percy. But for those who believe in sexual (no, not gender, sexual) transmutation it should work, right?
Somebody who has had the guts scooped out and sausage&veg sewn on, or somebody *asserting* that they are male?
Buggered if I know.
I just assumed Owen Jones has no willy.
Irrelevant Steve. Sources indicate the twink likes to be on the receiving end of thick black schlong. Which probably answers Tim’s poser as well. He wouldn’t know what to do with one if he had one.
Wouldn’t surprise me to find that Owen Jones is one of the “Any hole’s a goal” type.
Disgusting creature.
It all depends whether Owen is a bender or a sender.
I have seen an example of the ‘surgery’ that alledgedly turns a woman into a man. Looks like the victim has been in an horrific accident involving farm machinery.
Definitely not for the faint hearted and I won’t post a link because it means I would have to look for one and I’m not doing that again.
The line “Will Owen Jones bugger a transman” reminds me somewhat of that highly educational ditty “The sexual life of the camel”.
Alternately there is also the chorus from Terry Pratchett’s Hedgehog Song:-
So here’s to the hedgehog, as sharp as they come,
You’ll never get near his impregnable bum.
With his nose up his arsehole and curled in a ball,
The hedgehog will never be buggered at all.
I think tikrok guy covered thus with his invention stroke discovery of a ‘new’ gender… super straight= sex with opposite sex assigned at birth only. So Owen has the option of identifying as ‘super gay’
This is exactly what they are arguing : they are going after lesbians who don’t want trans women (blokes) in their dating clubs. They claim same sex attraction is bigotry.
I must admit my feelings keep oscillating between “What a lark!” and “Is this the end of civilisation as we know it?”
When millions choose a fantasy and act as though it’s reality, brooking no alternate view it seems as though that’s it, that’s all she wrote. On the other hand when that soppy cunt OJ gets involved I just have to laugh.
It’s the same with Gerbil Worming. It was OK when that Soppy Swede was bleating around the world on her broomstick, but when I met a young lady the other day who seriously thought it was a criminal act to have a baby at this time of crisis for the human race, I swung towards E of C awki…
It must surely hinge on whether the party of the first part is a shirt-lifter or liftee and if the latter then the hypothesis becomes inchoate. Never before in the history of language or latin bons mots has the expression ‘vice versa’ been more aptly deployed.
Peripherally. Glancing at the adverts on the right hand side of this page. The ones that clicked-on send the virus checker into a nervous breakdown. There’s a Spanish advert for treatments to ageing lines on women’s faces. It specifies women. But the artwork they’ve used bears a startling resemblance to Paul McCartney in his contemporary mode. The hairstyle, the face, the lot. One’s aware of his passion for monopedes but what else is it the Spanish know that we don’t?
Yes, that’s the next thing to get sorted, the ads. After I’ve managed to get Google Analytics sorted out. So I can tell the advertisers how many page views we’re doing.#
BiS – he appears too bloodless and pinched to enjoy sexual activities, so he probably just pops bubble wrap while seething about Tories.
If Owen Jones is “gay”, how come I’ve never seen him smile or tell a joke or grow a big manly moustache and wear a leather Nazi hat?
Make Homosexuality Gay Again
Owen had me detwattered for stating that the execution of literal trans did physical harm to the transitionee. A public demonstration is required that he’s capable of putting his two erotic nether ends where is mouth is!
Ljh – please stop deadnaming X, it’s super triggering to trans folx.
@The ceramic Oxen,
Surely the partner to a shirt lifter is a pillow biter?
Not being an expert on poofery, I always assumed it was the receiver lifting his shirt and therefore also being the biter.
Grist,
“When millions choose a fantasy and act as though it’s reality, brooking no alternate view it seems as though that’s it, that’s all she wrote. On the other hand when that soppy cunt OJ gets involved I just have to laugh.”
Nah. It’s just a new version of heresy, it’s a fight about power, much like Catholics and Protestants
or Sunni and Shia going to war over what were essentially, fuck all difference. Someone in a university department wants someone out, so is looking for a way to boot them out.
“It’s the same with Gerbil Worming. It was OK when that Soppy Swede was bleating around the world on her broomstick, but when I met a young lady the other day who seriously thought it was a criminal act to have a baby at this time of crisis for the human race, I swung towards E of C awki…”
There’s always people who won’t have babies because of how dangerous times are. I knew a woman who was the same about the threat of nuclear war in the 80s. Remember Threads, Dr Strangelove, When the Wind Blows, people camping at Greenham Common, going on Ban the Bomb marches. We’ll solve global warming with cheap, clean unicorn fart energy and the same people will find a new doom to worry about.
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