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It can take me some time

In hte Tom Holt novels there’s an Alan Partridge sorta character, Danny someone, who keep connecting everything to international conspiracies.

Many of which refer to the International Milk Company – or the Milk Marketing Board perhaps. It’s just a background gag in several of the novels. But never really understood the background to the gag.

Ah, Wonder Woman battles the International Milk Company…..that’s where the gag comes from then….

24 thoughts on “It can take me some time”

  1. I wonder how long it will be until we hear about the dangers of the illumilatte from James Delingpole?

  2. There was a Play for Today many years ago, where the premise was that the National Farmers Union had become an underground organisation engaged in a guerilla war against the Forestry Commission.

  3. OT, but fucking Hell:

    Ukraine can also play its part. The average age of the soldiers at the front is over 40. I understand President Zelensky’s desire to preserve the young for the future, but
    –Ben Wallace, in a Times article explaining that “Ukraine is winning”

    Alternately, if you’re 19 months into a war of attrition with a much bigger country and your front lines look like the cast of Dad’s Army, it’s probably because all the most eligible 19 year olds are mobilised, injured, dead or refugees now.

    Ben Wallace was a very junior officer, wasn’t he?

  4. Never read any Tom Holt, never really appealed, so…

    “Wonder Woman battles the International Milk Company” seems a bit of a peculiar thing to write a comic book story about. Discovered that the story was written/published in 1942.

    Turns out there’s this chap; https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Flournoy_Montgomery, appointed US Ambassador to Hungary in ’33, until March ’41. Hungary joins the Axis in November 1940.

    Having previously been in charge of… The International Milk Company of Vermont. Condensed milk, apparently.

    How peculiar.

  5. Steve,

    I’m struggling to understand Ben Wallace when there are lots of Americans privately saying stuff that’s entirely different? I guess they must have different sources …..

    Tim,

    Are the “redirection” bugs all solved..:)

  6. At least the WEF helpfully provide briefings and a website detailing exactly what how they see the world in the future. And it isn’t a democracy. Apparently, as Covid didn’t work and Climate Change didn’t work the next crisis is going to be fresh water: https://twitter.com/i/status/1708082741370139037

    PF, it appears that Grant Shapps wants to enter the UK into a ‘reality show’ called 3rd World War.

    Even the Sun called him ‘a newly minted cretin’…..

  7. @ Steve
    –Ben Wallace, in a Times article explaining that “Ukraine is winning”

    It’s a Telegraph article:
    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2023/10/01/ben-wallace-ukraine-counteroffensive-succeeding/

    If you interpret Wallace’s “the front” as being the currently active fighting areas then you have to accept that Russia is being pushed back or held back by a bunch of old farts. This would seem unlikely.

    However, if you define “the front” as anywhere realistically subject to large or small scale attack by Russian ground forces, a glance at a map will show that this is nearly all of the Ukrainian border, along with the invasion contact line within country, plus the unoccupied coast. The borders with Russia and Belarus obviously have to be heavily defended, and that with Transnistria (Moldova) has to be actively secured. Despite Russian naval setbacks, the free coasts still have to be defended. With a front like that, an average age of over 40 is perfectly reasonable and the Dad’s Army moniker appropriate. Even on the contact line it is perfectly sensible to use older men in support roles and even man combat positions in quiet zones.

    The Ukrainian troops I see in the bodycam combat footage seem pretty young for the most part.

  8. PF – I don’t think Ben meant to let that one slip out.

    PJF – With a front like that, an average age of over 40 is perfectly reasonable and the Dad’s Army moniker appropriate.

    They really are rounding up middle aged men and sending them to meat grinders in places like Bakhmut.

    Ben Wallace is urging Ukraine to dig even deeper in its mobilisations, but 19 months in anybody who wanted to fight has most likely already been signed up.

    Ukranine can’t take much more of this “winning”, if they listen to Ben, they soon won’t have a viable country anymore.

  9. Regarding the Ukrainians , as some wag once opined, if this is winning what the fuck does losing look like……

  10. They really are rounding up middle aged men and sending them to meat grinders in places like Bakhmut.

    Well, I know that you don’t really know what’s going on on the ground any more than I do, so I take your “really ares” to be a bunch of arse. As I’ve said before, the only reliable information is what has already happened as agreed by both sides. And the current agreed status is that Ukraine has pushed Russia back from positions around Bakhmut. So either Russia is being pushed back by old geezer waves or its being pushed back by other means.

    Ukranine can’t take much more of this “winning”, if they listen to Ben, they soon won’t have a viable country anymore.

    If we listen to you, Colonel Macgregor and Tucker Carlson, Ukraine won’t be a country anymore and Ukrainian men will be conscripted to fight Russia’s next aggression against a Europe with no NATO cover. And since we now live in Clown World, that seems to be exactly what’s going to happen.

  11. I would rather Putin hadn’t invaded, but it does seem to have been telegraphed for a very long time, and with lots of opportunities to avoid it eg Ukraine and NATO just saying, formally, that Ukraine wouldn’t be joining NATO.

    The Yanks seem to have wanted and to be revelling in the war and not to give too much of a toss how many Ukrainians are dying, and will die.

    I used to be a true believer in our military adventures, having had some experience in a variety of ways, but no longer.

    I don’t personally care about Ukraine any more than I care about any other country in the world getting partially invaded – as above, I’d rather that war didn’t happen, anywhere, but I am at a complete loss to understand the enthusiasm with which people support Ukraine.

    There are two people in my village still saying Ukrainian flags who I know to a certainty cannot point the place out on a map.

    British squaddies are heading there now; fighting Iraqis 3,500 miles away is one thing. Fighting Russia is another entirely – if we lose, that’s bad. If we win, that might be worse: unlike Saddam, Putin actually could wipe out British cities.

    I don’t think we should ever have gone beyond expressions of deep sympathy.

  12. “If we listen to you, Colonel Macgregor and Tucker Carlson, Ukraine won’t be a country anymore and Ukrainian men will be conscripted to fight Russia’s next aggression against a Europe with no NATO cover. And since we now live in Clown World, that seems to be exactly what’s going to happen.”

    What actual evidence is there that Russia had or has plans to invade anywhere else? Why and how and by whom would Ukrainian men to be drafted in to fight if it happened? We do live in clown world, but what evidence is there that anyone is listening to Steve, Colonel McGregor or Ticker Carlson? The only thing I can think of is the recent and no doubt temporary US decision to stop sending money until they can sort out their finances (not sort them out, in fact). Other than that, Canada is sending more cash, we’re sending troops, Chally tanks just disembarked etc.

  13. Addolff – Right? Pyrrhus wept.

    PJF – so I take your “really ares” to be a bunch of arse

    Take it however you like. I’m not the one who’s emotionally invested in Commando stories and Stavros Uganda narratives.

    But note that it’s not me telling the Ukies they’re too old, that’s Ben Wallace.

    If we listen to you, Colonel Macgregor and Tucker Carlson, Ukraine won’t be a country anymore

    Ukraine will never recover its war losses to date, has already spunked its big counteroffensive to no avail, and has zero prospect of victory on the battlefield.

    Their “friends” Really Are encouraging them to commit national suicide, because that’s what becoming a failed state will entail for Ukraine.

    How much territory, material and population can or should they be expected to lose, before the US stops the helicopter money and Poland is forced to absorb the rump Ukrainian state? That’s the direction of travel they’re heading in. 250,000 dead so far*, millions more permanently gone abroad, and Ukraine had desperate demographic and economic problems before the war.

    One of the curiosities of this war is that it’s the people who are accused of being Vlad Putin’s bum chums who are most concerned about saving Ukrainian lives.

    *Lowball optimistic estimate

  14. You only have to look at the comments from Assistant Secretary of State Victoria Nuland and those some time later from US Senator Lyndsey Graham (his speech to the Azov Battalion in 2016 in particular) to see clearly what the US wanted Ukraine to be – a crucible to obliterate Putin. Any collateral damage to Ukraine (and Europe) was a mere bagatelle and a price worth (us) paying.

    You might think getting rid of Putin is a good idea, but fuck me, the Ukrainians are paying a heavy price for US foreign policy (plus the US taxpayer is paying a heavy price for US foreign policy).

  15. What actual evidence is there that Russia had or has plans to invade anywhere else?

    What actual evidence do you want? Invasion plans? Vlads big strategic online scrapbook? Putin / Russia has been on about reestablishing Russian might for decades and have done invasions to that effect. They say they’re going to it and they do it. It’s right there in front of you.

    Why and how and by whom would Ukrainian men to be drafted in to fight if it happened?

    Resourse of fighting age men. By forced conscription or by “volunteers” from puppet groups. By the Russians. See Chechnya – Russia is using men from a conquered land to fight against a land it is trying to conquer. Right now.

    what evidence is there that anyone is listening to Steve, Colonel McGregor or Ticker Carlson?

    Support for Ukraine is a partisan political issue for the US 2024 election.

    . . . we’re sending troops . . .

    We’re not.

  16. I’m not the one who’s emotionally invested in Commando stories and Stavros Uganda narratives.

    What does that even mean?

    Ukraine will never recover its war losses to date, has already spunked its big counteroffensive to no avail, and has zero prospect of victory on the battlefield.

    Russia will never recover its war losses either; they’re both demographically fucked. We’ve yet to see if the counteroffensive succeeds (we don’t even know the objective). Speculation -> there will be no victory on the battlefield – events on the ground can only influence a change of policy in Moscow or Washington. In that it’s more like WWI than WWII; combatants will back and forth until one capital decides it’s had enough.

    One of the curiosities of this war is that it’s the people who are accused of being Vlad Putin’s bum chums who are most concerned about saving Ukrainian lives.

    Accused by youself; I’ve never used such language. And not buying your concern; when you try that angle all I see is Tony Blair’s Peoples Princess face.

    *Lowball optimistic estimate Ignorant regurgitation of propaganda.

  17. @PJF

    You must have misunderstood my question. I was asking for *evidence* of this plan to conquer more of Europe, not just people – you or anyone else – saying it. Can you point me to somewhere where Putin has said it as you are claiming?

    In respect of Chechens fighting for Russia, they seem to be among the most enthusiastic fighters. They don’t seem to be press-ganged. I suspect their motivations are more complex – there are Chechens fighting for Ukraine as well. But I don’t know. I doubt that Russia will be able to conscript Ukrainian soldiers post war, and again this is just your assertion.

    In respect of support for Ukraine being a partisan political issue, it seems broadly speaking to be partisan as between most politicians of both parties and the growing proportion of the electorate which is weary of this war – but so what? Is it your contention that the preference not to throw billions after billions into this when their own economy is fucked, as adopted by some, not all, Republicans, is as a result of them visiting this blog, or Twitter? In other words, do you contend that it is impossible that they may have reached this conclusion themselves?

    If there is good evidence – and yes, Putin’s battle plans would be nice – that Russia will move on elsewhere once it has annexed whatever proportion of Ukraine it wants to then I am more understanding of the general western response.

    I just haven’t seen that evidence, other than people like you and senile Joe Biden stating that it is the case.

  18. To add my bit, you’ll have noticed that Azerbaijan is ethnically cleansing the Armenians out of Nagorno-Karabakh. Now that the Russkies can’t support them.

    One assumes they’ll next seize southern Armenia to join up with THEIR enclave on the Turkish border.

    Fortunately (for us) the US doesn’t seem to want us all to actively join in this one.

  19. Yeah, well Boganboy, Azerbaijan is backed by Turkey who supposedly is on our side.

    It’s all a bit tricky innit ?

    I remember this all blowing up in the early 1990s, but then both sides just had muskets. Now they have tanks.

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