Or, possibly more appropriately, gas them:
However, there is still no end in sight to the congestion. Badgers are protected by law and their setts can only be moved between the beginning of July and end of October, and only once Natural England grants permission.
As Suffolk Highways only applied for a licence to move the badgers in June and has still not been granted authorisation, if the licence is not granted before the end of the month the road restrictions will remain in place for a further eight months.
What the fuck do you mean 4 months isn’t long enough to get a licence?
Actually, why don’t we just garotte Tony Juniper as an example to the others? Live, on TV.