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How colonial

China and other big developing nations must pay into a fund to rescue poor countries stricken by the climate disaster, the EU’s climate chief has said as world leaders prepare to gather in Dubai for a crucial climate summit.

We very important white Europeans just must tell all those darkies and slit eyes how to spend their money. Don’t they all know that we are morally, ethically and intelligently superior?#

Tsk.

10 thoughts on “How colonial”

  1. Let me guess, would it possibly be that Whoopee Hooker is the man best qualified to safeguard and supervise the billions? For a small fee, perhaps 10%?

  2. And tell me, what’s Mandarin Chinese for “fuck off”?

    as world leaders prepare to gather in Dubai for a crucial climate summit

    This time it’s crucial guys!!!!!One

  3. Condensed transcript of proceedings:

    “Wow, those private jets are nice. We’re doomed! There is only 147 nanoseconds to save the world! Give us all your money! Thanks, see you next year. Is the VIP lounge this way?”

  4. Good luck getting the CCP to pay. They might promise to think about maybe paying next year. Or maybe in five or ten years time when they have some cash left over from building coal fired power stations.

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