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Stephen Fry: Childhood sweets were gateway to my cocaine addiction

All sorts of people like sweeties. Few develop cocain addictions.

In fact, there seems to be a greater connection between being vastly rich, vastly young, and cocaine – perhaps that’s the reason?

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Ottokring
Ottokring
2 years ago

Did he start snorting the sherbet dabs ? It’s very tempting with those liquorice straws.

Ltw
Ltw
2 years ago

I always assumed he was just a good old fashioned drunk (like, um, me). Red faced, stumbling on camera when he took over Last Chance to See, falling off stages, etc.

Does remind me though of Sir Pterry’s line. Commander Vimes gets asked “I believe you were an alcoholic?” Answer “No I was a drunk. You have to richer than I was to be an alcoholic”.

The Meissen Bison
The Meissen Bison
2 years ago

You would have a pipe made of liquorice and you would have cigarettes with red tips on the end which were candy cigarettes. So you were being prepared for cocaine and tobacco.

Jelly babies were the gateway to paedophilia.

The article says nothing about Fry’s Turkish Delight which, if memory serves, was full of eastern promise.

Steve
Steve
2 years ago

Also his arse, which apparently is like the talking plant in Little Shop of Horrors:

When I was a teenager, I had this vast empty hole in me that said ‘Feed me’ – Stephen Fry

Naughty missus.

Hugh
Hugh
2 years ago

Nor about Fry’s Five Boys.

Addolff
Addolff
2 years ago

I saw this about ‘neuroticism’: https://twitter.com/KirkegaardEmil/status/1719415246668832802.

Actors are the top scorers…..

bloke in spain
bloke in spain
2 years ago

I’m not sure if you can get chemically addicted to charlie. Apart from the get up & go stimulus, the effect seems to be users feel good about themselves. More self confident. And you couldn’t get anyone more annoyingly full of their own goodness than that cnut Stephen Fry, could you? It’s addictive in the sense that habitual users don’t like the reality of not using & knowing they are, in fact, an annoying cnut generally disliked.

Bloke in the Fourth Reich
Bloke in the Fourth Reich
2 years ago

Does Fry like chocolate cream?

John
John
2 years ago

I would be mildly surprised if young Master Fry wasn’t partial to sucking on a Fisherman’s Friend.

Arthur the Cat
Arthur the Cat
2 years ago

@Ottokring: “Did he start snorting the sherbet dabs ? It’s very tempting with those liquorice straws.”

When young and stupid I tried doing exactly that. It hurt.

Sam Vara
Sam Vara
2 years ago

How many twinkies do you think he has got through over the years?

Tractor Gent
Tractor Gent
2 years ago

I expect some of it is the milieu in which people move. Fry is a luvvie and the marching powder habit is well known in those circles. As well as alcohol abuse. I guess a lot of them need that to stand up and become someone else in front of a potentially critical audience.

JuliaM
2 years ago

’You would have a pipe made of liquorice and you would have cigarettes with red tips on the end which were candy cigarettes.’

Who remembers the shredded coconut dyed brown to look like tobacco? I loved that.

Dennis, Bullshit Detector
Dennis, Bullshit Detector
2 years ago

Stephen Fry: Childhood sweets were gateway to my cocaine addiction

Yes, because eating a Snickers bar is just like snorting a line of coke. Costs about the same as well.

Fry is a baffling mixture of wit, talent and outright stupidity.

Dennis, Gold Medalist In Unnecessary Snark
Dennis, Gold Medalist In Unnecessary Snark
2 years ago

How many twinkies do you think he has got through over the years?

That’s a rather personal question, don’t you think?

Bloke in the Fourth Reich
Bloke in the Fourth Reich
2 years ago

Dennis, a bit like the Mr Wilde he models himself on.

PJF
PJF
2 years ago

“When I was a teenager, I had this vast empty hole in me that said ‘Feed me’ “

Before that a finger of fudge was just enough.

Rupert
Rupert
2 years ago

You’re missing the ultimate gateway drug: fizzy coke bottles! I used to save up to buy them. That’s why I became a cocaine addict. Not 🙂

Bloke in the Fourth Reich
Bloke in the Fourth Reich
2 years ago

Brings an ancient and entirely OT joke to mind.

Did you hear about the fight in the biscuit barrel?

The bandit hit the penguin over the head with a club and made a breakaway in a taxi.

Anyone know where my coat is?

Chris
Chris
2 years ago

BiFR, that didn’t cause any snickers.

PJF
PJF
2 years ago

Please stay on topic.

Ottokring
Ottokring
2 years ago

You’re all missing the obvious

Pop Rocks

Like sprinkling crack on yer tongue

That is where the War on Drugs should have started.

The Meissen Bison
The Meissen Bison
2 years ago

BiFR: a bit like the Mr Wilde he models himself on

Well up to a point, if you insist, but Oscar did in fact marry (a woman), had offspring (rather than just “children”) and was a successful poet, author and playwright. I grant you that Oscar never chaired QI on the telly so we can never know for sure if he was really, really clever and could bone up (!) on peripheral stuff related to the question on the card.

Also, had Bosie been 30 years younger than Oscar would Oscar have got away with only two years in Reading nick?

squawkbox
squawkbox
2 years ago

Good point, for all the modern luvvie adulation of Oscar Wilde, his dalliances with teenage stable lads and hotel pageboys would nowadays have given him a far more severe sentence than the Victorian courts imposed.

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