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A powerful cardinal has been sentenced to five-and-a-half years in jail for embezzlement over the purchase of a former Chelsea car showroom that cost the Vatican tens of millions of euros.

Cardinal Angelo Becciu, 75, once touted as a future pope, was convicted of a range of financial crimes at the end of a two-and-a-half-year trial that exposed corruption at the heart of the Holy See.

A former chief of staff to Pope Francis, he now has the dubious distinction of being the first cardinal ever to face a criminal trial before a Vatican tribunal.

So the trial was under Vatican law, in a Vatican court. Presumably the sentence will be served in a Vatican prison. So, where’s that?

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Steve across the Pond
Steve across the Pond
2 years ago

Detroit?

Sorry, couldn’t resist.

The Meissen Bison
The Meissen Bison
2 years ago

Under Blackfriars Bridge

Emil
Emil
2 years ago

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/vatican-jail-trials/2021/10/14/b4619ff0-2839-11ec-8739-5cb6aba30a30_story.html

Essentially they have three own “luxury” cells, can also send to Italian prisons (typically not so cosy) and have a habit of pardoning them when they have “repented”

Alan Peakall
Alan Peakall
2 years ago

TMB: Well played, Sir. Forty years on I have no difficulty getting the (dark) joke thanks to my first year college room at the time being P2.

John Galt
2 years ago

Criminals sentenced to prison by the Vatican are held in Italian prisons at Vatican expense under the terms of the 1929 Lateran Treaty.

http://spcp.prf.cuni.cz/dokument/lateran.htm

Addolff
Addolff
2 years ago

I always relate the story of signore Calvi when discussing “Working Single and Bi-Directional Lines by Pilot” with trainees, Railway Rule Book Module P2…….

They justifiably haven’t a clue and probably think i’m mad (also justifiably).

NDReader
NDReader
2 years ago

“Presumably the sentence will be served in a Vatican prison. So, where’s that? ”
Craggy Island

Ottokring
Ottokring
2 years ago

He gets sent to a convent.

A particulsrly harsh one where the nuns hand out regular beatings led by the Domina Superior while dressed as stormtroopers.

Baron Jackfield
Baron Jackfield
2 years ago

I stand corrected as I thought that it would simply be the case of “it’s your turn in the barrel” every day rather than just Wednesdays.

Peter MacFarlane
Peter MacFarlane
2 years ago

The account of the trial is absolutely hilarious.

It would be hard to imagine anything more Italian.

Tractor Gent
Tractor Gent
2 years ago

I’m sure the Medici and/or the Pazzi had suitably unpleasant dungeons in Firenze for the purpose.

Martin Near The M25
Martin Near The M25
2 years ago

I bet he didn’t expect the Spanish Inquisition.

A Dubbo
A Dubbo
2 years ago

Martin Near The M25

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