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A former Champneys spa doctor has been struck off after he had a nine-year affair with a patient.

GP Simon Berrisford, 57, began seeing the woman after meeting her during a consultation.

The woman, named only as Patient A, was also given prescription drugs from Mr Berrisford until the couple split up in 2018.

Yes, shagging the patients is a bad idea.

But there’s an obvious thought. The complaint came 9 years later – after the split up. Which leads one to possibly suspect that it wasn’t the how they met but how they left which led to the complaint. Almost as if there was this technical matter which could be weaponised over the leaving, not the meeting.

But this:

‘‘The Tribunal acknowledges Dr Berrisford’s ongoing right to deny the allegation but found that his characterisation of the GMC’s proceedings as ‘persecutory nonsense’ exemplifies his hostile attitude towards his regulator.’’

How very dare you not take the posturings of bureaucrats seriously? A most serious crime that is.

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Interested
Interested
2 years ago

Any doctor who shags a patient is asking for it.

She’s* almost certainly barmy, probably with some sort of authority figure/daddy kink.

The sex might be great, but she’s going to completely lose her shit when it ends.

*I don’t think I’ve ever read a story about a female GP shagging a male patient.

John Galt
2 years ago

*I don’t think I’ve ever read a story about a female GP shagging a male patient.

Not because it doesn’t happen, I’m pretty sure it does, but more because guy’s don’t tend to go full victim mode making complaints to regulators and trying to destroy a professional life and reputation.

That sort of vindictiveness is a female characteristic.

Interested
Interested
2 years ago

@John

Yep, I absolutely know it happens – as I said, there are two parts to this.

1) Shagging someone
2. The someone being fucking barmy (and, as you say, vindictive).

Congreve knew what he was on about when he wrote the line about women scorned.

Andyf
Andyf
2 years ago

Nine years is a long time. How can he possibly prove innocence when the accuser can move any alleged dates when things occurred forwards or backwards by days, months or even years?

Interested
Interested
2 years ago

@Andyf

Andy – you poor, sweeet, naive thing.

JuliaM
2 years ago

’Yes, shagging the patients is a bad idea.’

Even worse when you’re a vet!

gunker
gunker
2 years ago

“Even worse when you’re a vet!”

Indeed Julia, or a pathologist

The Meissen Bison
The Meissen Bison
2 years ago

Julia/Gunker – only if you’re caught in flagrante delicto

John
John
2 years ago

Nicely lowered Julia.

Honourable mention also to Gunker.

As a Viz fan I suggest Fru T. Bunn.

asiaseen
asiaseen
2 years ago

*I don’t think I’ve ever read a story about a female GP shagging a male patient.

Worrabaht lady GPs and lady patients?

asiaseen
asiaseen
2 years ago

Indeed Julia, or a pathologist

Or undertakers. I seem to recall such stories.

Ottokring
Ottokring
2 years ago

“*I don’t think I’ve ever read a story about a female GP shagging a male patient”

Not with my lady GP, she is intensely annoying.

And actually quite a poor doctor.

Andrew M
Andrew M
2 years ago

“How very dare you not take the posturings of bureaucrats seriously?”

No different to contempt of court.

Napsjam
Napsjam
2 years ago

Even worse when you’re a vet!

…my favourite of the James Herriot novels.

Bloke in Kent
Bloke in Kent
2 years ago

Worrabaht lady GPs and lady patients?

Is that lady patients with or without a penis?

Nessimmersion
Nessimmersion
2 years ago

Reminds me of a saying I once heard:
“Never stick your dick in crazy”

Interested
Interested
2 years ago

@Nessimmersion

Any man can fall foul of the Hot Crazy Matrix.

Pray for our fallen brothers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pInk1rV2VEg

RichardT
RichardT
2 years ago

Ottokring said:
“Not with my lady GP, she is intensely annoying. And actually quite a poor doctor.”

Mine is both competent and attractive; I’m amazed I’m not ill more often.

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