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Apparently dick picks work for Elon

X hits number one in App Store as leaked Drake nude goes viral / For the second time in two weeks, X is struggling to moderate nude images of a celebrity spreading across the platform.

10 thoughts on “Apparently dick picks work for Elon”

  1. Sex tapes are a reliable way of boosting a flagging career. Drake hasn’t been this popular since 2016.

    The worrying thing is they might release a Biden sex tape out of desperation. It’s like The Texas Chainsaw Massacre meets Cocoon.

  2. Yeah, yeah, that should be “perhaps.” “Shurely” was intentional; Private Eye may not be much use exxpet as bog paper, but at least they immortalized Bill Deedesh.

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