Duchess of Sussex joins podcast company that wants to make life ‘suck less’
Meghan ‘overjoyed’ to sign podcast deal with Lemonada Media after parting ways with Spotify
Possibly life will suck less because Megh has done all of that for us in her earlier life? Along those lines – but I can’t quite construct it properly….
I think we need to work “blue” in there somehow…
Too early for jokes, so I’ll offer an epigrammatic poem :
The husband’s he who finds life sucks
Although his wife’s a practised sucker
Her mouth delivered fame and bucks
Extracted from the poor sad fucker.
Oh, the the, ahem, “extra” role she had in 90210? She should have done more 🙂
An unusual aspiration for a leech. Perhaps at Lemonada as the name suggests one uses a straw?
Life sucks a lot less after you marry her.
Our lives would suck much less if she buggered off well away from civilisation, taking that drip of a husband with her…
Mans domestic bliss buggered as wife takes job in order to suck less.
Asks uncle for some contacts to give him a hand at home while she is away.
Lemons aid livin la vida woker, sucka!