Rebel Wilson claims British royal invited her to drug-fuelled orgy
Writing in her memoir Rebel Rising, the Australian actress says that the party was held in 2014 and hosted by a tech billionaire
What was last week’s advertisement for her new book? She was a virgin until 35 or whatever? This week…..
15th or 20th in line?
Rather out in the weeds.
Thumbing through my “Bill Clinton List of Explanations”, the best I can find is “But I did not inhale” but that doesn’t quite seem to fit…
I suspect there’s a lot of “Wind in the Willows” going on here 🙂
Whoever deflowered Rebel probably needed mountaineering experience
It’s going to be some minor twat but it ought to be easy to work out who for those who follow these silly bemedalled cunts – it’s the one with the dog and the dark glasses.
There doesn’t seem to be any recognisable Royal who would fit the bill for this, so it’s either a complete fabrication or she was taken in by a posh Brit at the party.
“Rebel Wilson” is a name straight out of UK sitcom world. Sort of Wolfie Smith meets Dad’s Army.
Perhaps she was invited as the cleaner.
@PJF
It certainly wasn’t to help with the catering
PJF
She would be described a a bit of a scrubber
Want to know which royal invited her? Administer vision tests. He who has the worst vision is most likely the culprit.
Back in college we used to have pig parties. The guy that landed the ugliest girl there won $5 from each the rest of the guys. One the pot at least once myself. I have a feeling Rebel Wilson might have won a few guys some good money.
Women have invaded male spaces now. I know a bloke who went on a grimmy run (it’s a pig party) and was a bit miffed to find out that the birds at the club also were. His date had just won her prize by picking him up.
Just down from the Rebel story on the online Telegraph is this story
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/04/22/agamemnon-royal-navy-submarine-named-bae-systems/
The headline says
Royal Navy’s latest submarine named after mythical Greek king.
I mean really. Agamemnon is a pretty traditional name in the RN. They might as well have said “Latest submarine named after man murdered in bath by his wife.”
Women have invaded male spaces now. I know a bloke who went on a grimmy run (it’s a pig party) and was a bit miffed to find out that the birds at the club also were. His date had just won her prize by picking him up.
I know I wouldn’t be surprised if I found out the one I’d picked up won some money by ending up with me.