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Excellent news

The new UK government needs to get its accounts in order.

The last accounts that the UK government as a whole published were for the period to March 2022. We’re now in July 2024.

If your tax return was that late, you would have been fined very heavily.

If you were a company that late with your accounts, you may well have been struck off the Register of Companies. You would have ceased to be.

But the UK government has not yet published its accounts for 2023.

If this government cannot get its accounting in order, it cannot explain to us why it has a right to tax and why it has a right to expend resources on our behalf.

So Spud says we don’t have to pay our taxes.

11 thoughts on “Excellent news”

  1. Fine, so I assume Murphy would support that we get all our historic and future payments to the EU back then as every set of its accounts is unsupported by unqualified audit reports?

    And that we should not be thinking of closer alignment or re-joining such a corrupt and incompetent organisation.

    Cvnt, unspeakable cvnt

  2. why it has a right to tax and why it has a right to expend resources on our behalf.

    A right? Bollocks, the government does not have a right to tax us, it does it through force.
    Further demonstration of Spuds mindset – give me all your money and I’ll expend it wisely.

  3. It’s not the government does the government’s accounting, is it? It’s done by the Civil Service. Those public sector employees he’s always rhapsodising about. So is he now saying he’s in favour of small government? I mean, we think they’re shit but is he agreeing?

  4. Harry Haddock's Ghost

    And when was the last time his beloved EU had its accounts signed off as error free?

  5. More good news:

    Nigel Farage’s Reform UK would have needed to win over just 364,474 more voters to gain more seats than the Conservatives in Thursday’s election, shock analysis reveals.

    It’s not a wasted vote, it’s our escape hatch.

  6. “Nigel Farage’s Reform UK would have needed to win over just 364,474 more voters to gain more seats than the Conservatives in Thursday’s election, shock analysis reveals.”

    So, if just half a million of the 40% of the electorate who couldn’t be bothered to vote had got off their arses and voted for Reform then the election result could have been very different? Stupid, lazy idiots.

    I voted for Reform, although it could be argued it was a wasted vote, as Reform came a distant fourth in my constituency (6% of the vote) after the three uniparty candidates. At least the Reform guy beat the Green loon by about 800 votes.

  7. Does he mean we’re going to see all those civil service DB pensions brought on to the books?

    Thought not.

  8. I give it 12 months before Nige has fallen out with at least one of the others. Reform is never going to be anything other than a protest group as long as it remains his plaything.

  9. So, if just half a million of the 40% of the electorate who couldn’t be bothered to vote had got off their arses and voted for Reform then the election result could have been very different? Stupid, lazy idiots.

    Yes, the millions of people who didn’t show up in 2024 should be Reform’s target audience.

    Keir Starmer pulled in considerably fewer voters than Corbyn did in his worst election result. A businessman would see that as opportunity.

    I give it 12 months before Nige has fallen out with at least one of the others

    Let’s hope not, England is the bus dangling over a cliff at the end of The Italian Job.

    I voted for Reform, although it could be argued it was a wasted vote, as Reform came a distant fourth in my constituency (6% of the vote)

    Every retained deposit is a win. It encourages your guy to persevere, and saves him/the local branch (not sure how it works in Reform, but they better put down some grass roots, pronto) a £500 penalty for trying to give you a democratic escape route from the nightmare world of Net Zero and open borders.

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