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Complicated planning, this is

Prince Harry to miss Lord Fellowes’ funeral over security fears
Duke insists it is too dangerous to travel to UK without guarantee of police protection, recently revealing that he feared an attack

Actually, not all that complex. If he turns up without full security therefore, see, he don’t need it. Therefore, if he’s arguing he need it he can’t turn up without, can ‘ee?

Not that I dream, for a moment, that ‘ee’s doing the thinking here but…..

10 thoughts on “Complicated planning, this is”

  1. I do not know if this has happened.
    But I would love to see Harry and Megan present an episode of Saturday Night Live as celebrity hosts. That would be nice.

  2. Bloke in North Dorset

    He probably does have a target on his back, along with the rest of the military who served in Afghanistan and Iraq, and he’s probably got a higher risk because of his status so he needs to act accordingly.

    Stay out of the public eye, don’t publicise movements, don’t draw attention to yourself when you’re out in public places, buy one of those cameras for looking under your car etc. Basically do what 100s other people every day as reward for serving their country.

  3. I understand he’s worth a bob or two so, if he thinks he needs security, why can’t he pay for it, like most of the so called slebs do? From his military comrades, the biggest test of his resolve in Afghanistan and Iraq was when the batteries in his Xbox ran down. Only a numpty, whether in the public eye or not, will exaggerate his military killing skills.

  4. If you’re no longer safe in your Dad’s kingdom without 24/7 armed police guards, it’s not really your Dad’s kingdom anymore is it?

  5. I read elsewhere that the ginger tosser is planning a trip to Columbia, a country that regularly ranks in the world top ten for murders (population adjusted).

    Go figure.

  6. With a rate of 40 homicides per 100,000 residents, the District was deadlier than 55 of the country’s 60 most populous cities, behind only New Orleans, Cleveland, Baltimore and Memphis. While homicides surged in Washington, they decreased in many other metropolises, including New York and Chicago.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/interactive/2024/dc-crime-homicide-victims-shooting-violence/

    Mea Culpa

    Still, I wonder if HH will be visiting DC anytime soon as opposed to the “Too Dangerous” UK?

  7. Steve said:
    “If you’re no longer safe in your Dad’s kingdom without 24/7 armed police guards, it’s not really your Dad’s kingdom anymore is it?”

    I dunno; it’s not that long ago that the main cause of death in royals was their own relatives.

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