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Ghastly sentimentality

Saplings from the felled Sycamore Gap tree are to be planted across the UK, including next to one of London’s most famous roads, at a rural category C prison and at a motor neurone disease centre opening in the name of the late rugby league star Rob Burrow.

The National Trust on Friday announced the recipients of 49 saplings it has called “trees of hope”.

On the other hand from the point of view of the genes of the tree it getting sliced down was the best thing to ever happen.

20 thoughts on “Ghastly sentimentality”

  1. Saplings from the felled Sycamore Gap tree are to be planted across the UK, including next to one of London’s most famous roads

    Should we open a book on how long this one will last? My bet is 3 days.

  2. Sycamores are oversized weeds.

    Their stupid wing’d seed pods used to clog my gutters every year. It was like something out of Doctor Who or Quatermass.

  3. @Arthur
    Brought over by the Romans, wasn’t it? If we’re going back to prehistory (and pre Roman Britain is prehistoric) then nothing on this island is native.

  4. FFS. They’ll be named after illegal immigrants, trannies and climate warriors next,

    A bit like the London Overground lines, then. They’s started changing the signage, and I no longer have any fucking idea where any of the lines go. “Windrush Line” indeed. What the fuck is that?

  5. Norman: « Windrush Line” indeed. What the fuck is that? »

    That’s the one that only runs from west to east, isn’t it?

  6. Otto – there’s a silver birch over the road.

    I’m that close to cutting the fucking thing down overnight.

  7. “I’m that close to cutting the fucking thing down overnight.” Beware: is there a tree preservation order on it? Then even the owner isn’t allowed to fell it.

  8. I’m reliably informed that the copper isn’t important – any nail will do.

    Probably quicker to drill a hole in it and pour bleach in.

    Having taped over all the video doorbells in the vicinity first, of course.

  9. “Ghastly sentimentality”?
    For a moment, I thought you were referring to the passing of the Bill to permit assisted suicide…

  10. “Having taped over all the video doorbells in the vicinity first, of course.”

    I thought’ how to get around this ?’

    So I googled “Beaver for Hire”

    Wish I hadn’t

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