Look, yes, we know, all the journalists are on strike. There’s therefore that dull thud of the barrel being scraped:
‘Everyone is confused’: how to find the right pair of pants
Sounds like an exciting lifestyle to be honest. Scrabbling around under the bed to find your pants not those of previous short term inamoratas of the bed’s owner.
A few weeks ago, I had a terrible realization. I needed new pants
Marks & Spencers is that way, Love.
In theory, this should be a simple errand. Stores are crammed with pairs of every size, shape and material: wide leg, bootcut; high-waisted, elastic waist; denim, pleather.
Denim, boot cut, pants? This is much more exciting than the home life of our Own Dear Queen. Tho’ with the current one in her youth one might ponder a little.
Oh. Ah. Sorry.
They went and found an American to strike break, didn’t they? And didn’t bother to sub for a British newspaper.
I recommend the lingerie line started by the actor who played Captain Kirk. Shatner panties.
Are we sure this isn’t AI generated content:
I tried face yoga. I hate that I spent any of my wild, precious life on it
Face yoga.
Do I need to shock my penis? Probably not, but it does need looking after
C’MON!
M&S even have a helpful chart to show how much or how little of your arse is covered up by their various styles. But yes, it appears that this woman is actually looking for trousers.
Americans! It’s generally considered bad manners to reach for one’s pants before you have finished with the fag.
Well, judging by the model photos in the stores, M & S pants are only for black and asian people.
Let’s hope we don’t get UKians followoing Aussie journaloid instructions on hammering Blakeys into their thongs.
“Americans! It’s generally considered bad manners to reach for one’s pants before you have finished with the fag.”
I just adore the linguistic differences between we Americans and y’all over there!
When she was a toddler my daughter used to watch a Japanese cartoon series called Pants Pankuro, which is all about toilet training. The Japs are very good and straightforward about this sort of thing. No Anglo squeamishness.
https://en.everybodywiki.com/Pants_Pankuro
I think it was here and/or at Thompson’s that I learned that UK fannies are on the other side of the body and only women have them, and that UK pants were of the “under” variety. I did know from an old joke that “to knock up” a girl in the UK meant to simply go visit her dwelling, although that might be quaint old slang nowadays.
Also, a fag is a cigarette, a faggot a meatball and so on….