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Climate change could kill off the authentic Bakewell tart, a manufacturer has warned.

The cherry-topped Derbyshire pudding is now being produced without almonds by some makers because of supply chain problems linked to global warming.

Supplies of the nut are under strain because of extreme heat and declining water quality in California, where 80 per cent of the world’s almonds come from.

Complete fucking nonsense. This is a PR stunt:

Macphie, a food ingredients manufacturer, has launched a new almond-free Cherry Bakewell Sensation, which it says delivers the “same indulgence” as the authentic offering.

“We can still give you the experience you expect, the same aroma, the same balance of flavours, the same indulgence, but with an ingredient list that works in today’s supply climate,” said Kirsty Matthews, the company’s brand manager.

They’ve made it up. There’re thousands of acres of almonds that start next village over from me…..

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John
John
1 year ago

Macphie and their brand manager can go and Macphuck themselves.

Bloke in Cyprus
Bloke in Cyprus
1 year ago

What does Mr. Kipling have to say about this…?

Snarkus
Snarkus
1 year ago

plus hundreds, if not thousands of acres of almonds doing well in NSW Riverina Irrigation areas. Usual BS manufactured panic

JuliaM
1 year ago

Oh, if only we had people in the media whose job it was to do more than simply regurgitate press releases uncritically.

Andyf
Andyf
1 year ago

According to AI (and I cant be bothered to properly check) inflation adjusted spot almond price was $4.26/lb in 2015. This year it has been well under $3 and reportedly touched $2.10

Yep, it’s a marketing stunt.

Ottokring
Ottokring
1 year ago

I have a pal in the marzipan industry she says that most industrial almonds come from California and there are loads available. Their problem is irrigation but that is due to the state’s policies on dams and stuff.

Marius
Marius
1 year ago

More junk copy from a dying rag.

Norman
Norman
1 year ago

Bakewell tart? Horrible stuff.

My almonds come from Aldi or Costco. Probably Californian. Not expensive. Same for walnuts. Suits me.

Excavator Man
Excavator Man
1 year ago

The minute I see ‘climate change’ I know that it’s complete twaddle.

Addolff
Addolff
1 year ago

Em, expect too see ‘climate change’ appear in ever more tenuous links as being the reason for whatever is being pushed. Al Beeb reported on how brassicas and peas have suffered this year(down 30-50%) yet no mention of 300% increase in rapeseed.

Western Bloke
Western Bloke
1 year ago

JuliaM,

Well, of course, this sort of website is now the media for regular explanations of “bollocks”.

It blows my mind that people pay for Telegraph subscriptions. You pay to get regurgitated press releases.

Western Bloke
Western Bloke
1 year ago

Addolff,

“Em, expect too see ‘climate change’ appear in ever more tenuous links as being the reason for whatever is being pushed. Al Beeb reported on how brassicas and peas have suffered this year(down 30-50%) yet no mention of 300% increase in rapeseed.”

The price of cocoa, the rise of English wine production. The first was really bad weather and general lack of investment. The latter is just a load of posh people who happen to own land giving it a go. It isn’t globally competitive and it isn’t making a profit.

jgh
jgh
1 year ago

If it doesn’t have almonds in it, it’s not Bakewell tart. FRAUD!

jgh
jgh
1 year ago

Addollff: I’ve just got home from our local country show, and the veg, including brassicas and peas, are humoungous. There’s no shortage. I saw a winning potato the size of a person’s head.

dearieme
dearieme
1 year ago

I used to wonder why the famous “five a day” didn’t include nuts. Then I found that the slogan didn’t come from some sort of medical or scientific conference but from a meeting of “produce growers” in California. All was clear: the almond growers presumably hadn’t shown up so nuts were not included with the fruit and veg.

Mind you, growing almonds in the Central Valley is said to use lots of water – but a lot less, I dare say, than growing rice. “What?” I hear you expostulate, “they grow rice in a desert’s edge climate?” Yes, it’s marvellous what unrealistic pricing of water can bring about. It’s like rent control but in reverse.

Bloke in Germany
Bloke in Germany
1 year ago

I’ve had both “original” Bakewell tarts, at both rival “original” Bakewell tart places, in (shock, horror) Bakewell. Maybe I should have made a viral youtube video comparing them.

philip
philip
1 year ago

what unrealistic pricing of water can bring about. It’s like rent control but in reverse.

This canard about farmers being sold water cheap won’t flush.
90% of the water companies costs are in sewerage. Farmers irrigating their fields aren’t flushing water down the toilet, so they don’t pay the sewerage charge, they pay for the water they use at the same rate as everyone else.

dearieme
dearieme
1 year ago

@philip: in California? You may be right but it runs counter to everything I’ve ever read on the subject. Are you sure?

Mohave Greenie
Mohave Greenie
1 year ago

The water problems for almond growers (and cities) in California is the result of Democrat green policies. No new storage has been built in decades. Trillions of gallons were wasted trying to protect an endangered fish that turned out to be an invasive species. Infrastructure to route water from the water rich northern part to the southern part was rejected for political reasons. It hasn’t helped that the almond growers themselves have formed a cartel to keep prices high.

Bloke in North Dorset
Bloke in North Dorset
1 year ago

Oh, if only we had people in the media whose job it was to do more than simply regurgitate press releases uncritically.

Indeed, Julia, and they wonder why they are losing their jobs to AI.

The German press recently reported a bumper apple harvest well above the 10 year average. Looking at our apple tree I’d say we’ve got a good 20% more this season and they look healthier. My wife also thinks they’re 2-3 weeks ahead of their usual ripening time.

jgh
jgh
1 year ago

In Yorkshire I had a bumper blackberry crop…… in July! Normally I’m getting them in September. I harvested all my potatoes a fortnight ago and am thinking of planting another crop.

Charles
Charles
1 year ago

@Addolff – “no mention of 300% increase in rapeseed.”

Don’t worry, someone somewhere is preparing to post an article which says that following a surge in illegal immigration, rape is up 300%.

johnnybonk
johnnybonk
1 year ago

“They’ve made it up. There’re thousands of acres of almonds that start next village over from me…..”

Vacationing in Andalusia a few years back, up in the mountains south of Grenada. There were many almond trees, and orange trees – all uncropped – some even had individual irrigation lines to them but seems the farmers thought it not worth the while to bother to pick them.

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