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Groom dies of injuries from celebratory gunfire after wedding in Turkey
State media report that Ali K, 23, was wounded by shots allegedly fired by a female relative of his wife

Celebratory, definitely.

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Ottokring
Ottokring
10 months ago

Potentually perfect crime poorly executed.

Jonathan
Jonathan
10 months ago

Lol. His MiL really didn’t approve…

bobby b
bobby b
10 months ago

Premature ejection on your wedding night.

Bummer.

Norman
Norman
10 months ago

D’you know, even when I was still a real lefty and had no idea what a mozzer was I’d see news reports of people being killed in demos in Middle-Eastern shitholes, or guns fired at weddings, and think, in my British way, “What is the matter with these people? Why are they so childishly excitable? Have they no self-restraint? They’re just being infantile.”

Since then, I’ve had no cause to amend my conclusion. Dumb, primitive savages shooting each other is no loss to mankind. On the contrary.

philip
philip
10 months ago

Ali K, 23, seems a bit young to be getting married in that society. How old was his wife, 13? And if the wife’s sister was 10, then wielding an AK47 could be quite challenging.

Ottokring
Ottokring
10 months ago

Philip

Lol

That was probably how it happened. She couldn’t lift it high enough to fire into the air.

Tim the Coder
Tim the Coder
10 months ago

“When the bullets go up, who cares where they come down?
That’s not my department, says…”

Baron Jackfield
Baron Jackfield
10 months ago

@TtC…

Song concerning the author of the autobiog titled “I aimed for the stars”…

Unofficially appended – “but sometimes I hit London”?? 🙂

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