A man who threw a sandwich at a border agent in Washington DC has been fired by the US attorney general after being identified as a justice department employee.
Sean Charles Dunn was arrested and charged with assault after allegedly hurling a wrapped Subway sandwich at a Customs and Border Patrol (CBP) officer on Sunday.
Only thing to do with a Subway. They’re appalling.
At one point Ireland actually banned them from calling whatever it is they use from being called bread – too sweet.
I assume a US equivalent of the vile Jo Brand will come up with some pithy referral to corrosive substances while smirking at the camera. Probably on one of the dying late night shows.
I reckon a stale subway roll could be potentially quite a lethal weapon.
Maybe he is being charged with Assault and Buttery ?
“after allegedly hurling an allegedly wrapped alleged Subway alleged sandwich”
Why is it not an ‘alleged’ Subway sandwich?
The video shows Dunn throwing it as hard as he can. Aggravated battery no doubt.
What was on the filling ?
If it was a Meatball Marinara , the victim might have been badly burned.
Gamecock suspects that the victim was wearing a Kevlar vest.
Wait . . . Washington DC is a long way from the border.