Just been invited to apply for an IT consulting job (mobiles and ADSL – BinND stuff and there would be comic value to me trying that), hybrid in Lisbon, and part time ground staff for Ryanair at Lisbon Airport.
Jobs I’m wholly incapable of doing (OK, I could do the ground staff but wouldn’t want to) 150 km away?
Linked In might need to upgrade their filters, you know?
I thought Ryanair used passengers as their ground staff?
Print (lol) your own boarding card, check your own bag, etc.
My impending loss of frequent flyer is gonna be a really hard landing…
Gamecock, being retired for 16 years, and on social security for 10 years, occasionally gets breathless emails trying to get me into some IT job.
Yeah, I was that good.
It’s nearly 10 years since I retired and I have no capital left as the industry has moved on apace so can’t help.
I keep getting job offers from TikTok for some reason which is bizarre because I studiously avoid clicking on links to their videos.
Bloke in North Dorset said:
“I keep getting job offers from TikTok for some reason which is bizarre because I studiously avoid clicking on links to their videos.”
That’s probably how they test whether you’re capable and productive.
@Bloke in North Dorset
“TikTok for some reason which is bizarre because I studiously avoid clicking on links to their videos” BinND – there’s some great stuff on tik toc – africans miming outrageously to BoneyM or some northern bloke who orders a chinese take out and then verbally abuses the meal or americans playing Dire Straits or singing in the car …. Whatever your taste, there’ll be something for you.
LinkedIn is crap. It keeps sending me things like Head of Environmental Services in Birmingham. How it gets that from “40 year’s experience in software development…..” I don’t know.
We know it’s shit, it’s owned by microsoft.
QED